If you've been following my incoherent ramblings on Twitter, you will know that I've been considering blogging about how fucked humanity is; how nobody cares about anybody except themselves and we're fucking doomed to go down in a blaze of conceited firefight because human beings are so awful and horrible to each other....
You see, I was really upset about Whitney Houston dying, and on Saturday night I took to the twitter, which is what I do in general, anyway, and the amount of hate and vitriol and just general insensitivity that I saw in response to what I was saying was almost enough to make me want to pack my family up and move to some remote village in Siberia and never have any contact with humanity ever again.
Hyperbole. Whatever. Like I would ever leave Berkeley.
I'm not going to blog about that, though. I mean, other than what I've already done so far. Humanity is fucked. I think we can probably agree on that. Anyway, I had decided not to blog about it and instead draw some pictures of an allergic reaction I had to a dog on Friday...
.... I'll do that tomorrow; don't worry... but then I was watching the Grammys, and all these skinny ass talentless hacks *cough*KatyPerry*cough* were prancing around..... and then here comes fucking Adele... and her enormous ass, in this awesome sequined dress... and, yeah, we know she's pretty overexposed at this point, and lots of people are sick to death of her, which is understandable, but nobody can deny that the woman has an amazing talent. Seriously, just listening to Rolling in the Deep makes my throat hurt.
So, here comes Adele, who is completely unashamed to be a real woman, AND to be fucking awesome at it; and not only do we get to watch her unabashedly own her awesomeness, we also get to watch her be rewarded for her efforts. FUCK YES!!!! And THAT is why I'm not blogging about how much humanity is fucked, because Adele has restored my faith in humanity; in a way that only a fat white chick, with an incredible set of pipes, can do.
So, thank you Adele. For not being the symbolic, skinny, typical producer-created pretend woman who has an awesome body and can only kind of sing *cough*KatyPerry*cough* but for being a real person; and for being awesome at it.
And... oh. Did you want book giveaway results? Well, fine..... I guess I can do that.
So, here's what I did. I went through the comments, and I painstakingly entered your names into an excel spreadsheet (awesome) and then found a random number generator online and it picked one of you for me. Awesome? Oh yes.
So... the winner of the Flamey book giveaway is.... Kittiehotpants!! YAY!!!!! I just went to her blog and apparently she wears too much rouge, which, unfortunately, makes her a whore; that's cool, though.... I don't judge.....
And I have picked a person to send the Karl Rove book to, as well. There was no randomization involved in this process, at all, I just picked someone, and that person is my buddy Kelly! YAY!!
So, both of you need to email me your info so that I can get you your bookage. jillsmo at gmail.com
How's that for restoring faith in humanity, AMIRIGHT???????
