tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3137584603391887934.post8577414613149333442..comments2023-04-13T06:06:33.625-07:00Comments on Yeah. Good Times.: RaccoonsUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3137584603391887934.post-68730531955587787052013-07-23T15:13:41.074-07:002013-07-23T15:13:41.074-07:00You haven't lived with raccoons until you turn...You haven't lived with raccoons until you turn over in bed one night in your new house and there's one on the pile of books in the corner of the room. That one involved the cops and a chase out of a silent movie. It had torn a hole in the screen in the downstairs sunroom and made its way up the stairs and through the house. Six days later there was another one in the kitchen that my husband chased out. It had pushed open the tiny window in the basement laundry room. I told my husband that once was funny, twice was scary, and the third would have me living at the Marriott. We had to move the hot tub off the deck and into the sunroom so we wouldn't be held captive while in the tub. Disgusting creatures!jwghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03848946240656789799noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3137584603391887934.post-31116778246427389832013-07-16T07:25:49.751-07:002013-07-16T07:25:49.751-07:00but they look so cute!but they look so cute!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14959073393251134765noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3137584603391887934.post-74070983088728190702013-07-15T18:02:03.093-07:002013-07-15T18:02:03.093-07:00I suspect you'll be receiving raccoon themed j...I suspect you'll be receiving raccoon themed jewelry and gifts for a long time. Rawrrr! Leigh@flappinessishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09523478328033669900noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3137584603391887934.post-44156313989360652822013-07-15T17:34:19.695-07:002013-07-15T17:34:19.695-07:00I.am.DYING! I'm dead! You've killed me. HI...I.am.DYING! I'm dead! You've killed me. HILARIOUS. Um, I mean, in that "so friggin' glad it's not MY house" kind of way.Niksmomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14715465327343655483noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3137584603391887934.post-56408592139584883352010-12-08T14:19:23.946-08:002010-12-08T14:19:23.946-08:00No raccoons here. Which sounds like a very good th...No raccoons here. Which sounds like a very good thing. Like Loz, we have possums that scare the CRAP out of us, but they don't come into the house. Thank heavens. Visiting from Blog Gems.life in a pink fibrohttp://lifeinapinkfibro.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3137584603391887934.post-45716669085033893952010-12-08T02:12:33.074-08:002010-12-08T02:12:33.074-08:00Over here we have possums that roar like Grizzly B...Over here we have possums that roar like Grizzly Bears - I sorta expect they're a bit like your raccoons.<br /><br />PS - I'm over from Blog GemsLozhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10513517402604501840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3137584603391887934.post-73714065757380833722010-12-07T09:51:08.265-08:002010-12-07T09:51:08.265-08:00Love it
what kathleen saidLove it <br />what kathleen saidFloortime Lite Mamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07988840423227903784noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3137584603391887934.post-326488685893346472010-12-05T16:23:46.905-08:002010-12-05T16:23:46.905-08:00Holy crap! That's awful...I mean if something ...Holy crap! That's awful...I mean if something is gonna sit on my pillow and growl at me-they'd better be sexy..kathleenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07648854807234137885noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3137584603391887934.post-90971045332108945632010-12-05T13:43:32.743-08:002010-12-05T13:43:32.743-08:00There's only one way to find out....There's only one way to find out....jillsmohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14471645179097384631noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3137584603391887934.post-9288323663838395202010-12-05T13:42:24.864-08:002010-12-05T13:42:24.864-08:00So how many raccoons can fit in one vacuum cleaner...So how many raccoons can fit in one vacuum cleaner anyway?Looking for Blue Skyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10010049814419812468noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3137584603391887934.post-53546063983240800852010-12-05T13:20:18.727-08:002010-12-05T13:20:18.727-08:00Although I hate to ever do this, I agree with Lynn...Although I hate to ever do this, I agree with Lynn. Back here on earth we're not completely batshit crazy. Why are your neigbors feeding these creatures anything but rat poison? Sometimes, I just don't understand you hippies.Big Daddy Autismhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03435868024371083375noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3137584603391887934.post-41084274038872647312010-12-05T12:44:32.515-08:002010-12-05T12:44:32.515-08:00You know that this is not a problem anywhere else ...You know that this is not a problem anywhere else in the world right? I've never heard of raccoons that were that domesticated. Sheesh...even the raccoons are crazy in California.Lynnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10901229142046583059noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3137584603391887934.post-9991092634919838482010-12-05T12:39:49.041-08:002010-12-05T12:39:49.041-08:00This reminds me of a something my brother-in-law p...This reminds me of a something my brother-in-law posted on craigslist last year, which it seems is worth pasting here in full. Maybe there's a way to lure them into your dryer vent?<br /><br />--<br /><br />Free clothes dryer w/ dead opossum inside (SE Woodstock)<br /><br />Reply to: sale-901733661@craigslist.org<br />Date: 2008-11-01, 9:54AM PDT<br /><br />While I was drying a load of laundry the other night, a couple of baby opossums crawled through my outside dryer vent, into the back of my dryer and, in what I assume was a spectacular moment, killed themselves and my dryer. I got one of the opossums out as it was just lying freestyle in the vent hose, but the other was way down the vent and half way around the corner with just its butt visible. My neighbor came over to assist. At one point he had ahold of the stuck opossum, but couldn't get it free. He asked if he should just yank it out but I said no because I didn't want half of a dead opossum in my dryer. I tried to manually rotate the drum a little bit and the opossum disappeared into the bowels of the dryer and has not been seen since. I tried to disassemble the appliance to remove the opossum, but have mostly destroyed every part of the dryer trying to get it apart and still can't get to where I think the dead animal is. It is driving me fucking insane. This opossum has been in there for 3 days now and I'm over it. I'm getting a new dryer.<br /><br />So if you like broken appliances with dead animals, this is your lucky day. My loss is your gain. It is a Maytag Electric dryer. White. Separated into many pieces. But still contains one dead opossum.<br /><br />I'll help you load it into your truck.<br /><br /><br />keywords: dryer, free, broken, scrap metal, dead opossum.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3137584603391887934.post-90833110838663639822010-09-12T18:22:48.972-07:002010-09-12T18:22:48.972-07:00Yeah, I'm cool with that.Yeah, I'm cool with that.jillsmohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14471645179097384631noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3137584603391887934.post-53928860077988335792010-09-12T18:21:57.592-07:002010-09-12T18:21:57.592-07:00Only if you are comfortable in the role of the evi...Only if you are comfortable in the role of the evil keeper of the 9 levels of raccoon hell.Nobodyspecialhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17934112803492035947noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3137584603391887934.post-4630611274379951532010-09-12T17:10:37.137-07:002010-09-12T17:10:37.137-07:00Well, when you put it that way it sounds kind of a...Well, when you put it that way it sounds kind of awesome.jillsmohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14471645179097384631noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3137584603391887934.post-66676070242968100002010-09-12T11:25:03.181-07:002010-09-12T11:25:03.181-07:00I just don't see what's wrong with killing...I just don't see what's wrong with killing the 4 you have problems with now, then if some show up later, do it again. Eventually, the word will get out among the raccoon-american community that your cat door is a one way only and no raccoon comes out alive. They will give it a name like "Hell Door" and old raccoons will tell stories about their fallen buddies or the night they almost went through the Hell Door. Then they will post a raccoon sign in native raccoon language saying "abandon all hope all ye who enter here". And a picture of you with horns and a tail will be used in their folklore as the keeper of Hells gates.Nobodyspecialhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17934112803492035947noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3137584603391887934.post-41165338947776663902010-09-11T13:01:09.607-07:002010-09-11T13:01:09.607-07:00omg that's horrible.
you need:
http://www.pet...omg that's horrible.<br /><br />you need:<br />http://www.pet-expo.com/Electric_Cat_Doors.htmMarkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16310405750140617070noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3137584603391887934.post-48650800076149021242010-09-11T12:29:50.843-07:002010-09-11T12:29:50.843-07:00you can borrow mine!you can borrow mine!Spycookieshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16273689499480897264noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3137584603391887934.post-40065064701671698322010-09-11T11:18:12.204-07:002010-09-11T11:18:12.204-07:00Honestly, though, the one thing that will make thi...Honestly, though, the one thing that will make this stop forever would be to get a dogjillsmohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14471645179097384631noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3137584603391887934.post-59102987535216309992010-09-11T11:17:15.336-07:002010-09-11T11:17:15.336-07:00That would work on the 4 raccoons who would come i...That would work on the 4 raccoons who would come into our house for that period but would do nothing about the 500 others that don'tjillsmohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14471645179097384631noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3137584603391887934.post-81550744908607727182010-09-11T07:41:49.359-07:002010-09-11T07:41:49.359-07:00I have to admit. If I had a raccoon problem, I wou...I have to admit. If I had a raccoon problem, I would have my cats stay with a friend or relative for a couple weeks, and fill the cat food bowl with rat poison/ cat food mix. Make it a little haven for raccoons for a while until they all die.<br /><br />But that's just me.Nobodyspecialhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17934112803492035947noreply@blogger.com