Wordless Wednesday: Evil homework doctor

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He tries to lie, but he's just so adorably BAD at it

The other day I'm sitting in my office when Child 1 enters the room. Very very obviously trying to conceal a bag of chips underneath his shirt, he asks me if I can help him find the scissors.

Scissors? Gee, I wonder why he needs those? Perhaps to open a bag of chips, do you think? So I ask him "Say, Child 1, what's that under your shirt, there?"

"Nothing, huh? Because it kind of looks to me like you've got a bag of chips or something under there."

He is so fucking adorable.

I gave him the scissors.

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Out of the mouths of babes 24

Sometimes when I'm wondering what I should blog about, one of my kids will come along and help me....

Earlier, I'm in the bathroom, uh.... finding the cure for cancer.... y'know, bathroom stuff.... and there's a knock at the door.

Knock knock knock

Me: Yes?

Child 1's voice: MAKE ME A GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH.

Me: laughing Oh, that's nice. Not even a "hello Mama" or anything?

Child 1: Hello Mama!

Me: Hi Child 1!

pause

Knock knock knock

Me: Yes?

Child 1's voice: Mama? Can you please make me a grilled cheese sandwich? It would make me very happy.

Me: swoon

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