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Saturday, August 14, 2010

Laundry: FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!

I originally posted this in mid-May but for some reason I seem to have reached this point in the laundry cycle again, a mere 3 months later. 

It's a WELL known fact that a positive attitude can change everything; some people even claim that a positive attitude can cure cancer! Now, I'm not saying that's complete horseshit or anything (I said I'm NOT saying that) because who am I to say anything about anything I haven't tried yet? So, today I will be approaching the subject of laundry with THE MOST POSITIVE AND AWESOME ATTITUDE EVER. This will, no doubt, make the experience not only fun and enjoyable for me, but will have such far reaching consequences as to possibly bring about peace on earth and goodwill toward (wo)man.

I think, at this point, a visual might help you. This is the pile of clean laundry that currently needs to be folded:

and this is the pile of dirty laundry that currently needs to be laundered (it seems to have collapsed in on itself for some reason, I'm not sure what to say about that other than "way to think outside the box, pile of dirty laundry! Kudos!!"):

and, of course, the washer and dryer are currently full and in use at the moment.

Now, some of you may be looking at these pictures and thinking "Holy shit, that's a lot of fucking laundry," to which I say to you "TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN, MOFO!" This is NOT an insurmountable pile of underwear and mismatched socks, NO, my friend. This, right here, is a CHALLENGE. A challenge that can only be conquered with an attitude consisting entirely of awesome, which I currently have.

Let's see how it goes.....


Nibor said...

How's that attitude working for you?

Unknown said...

I don't want to talk about it

Nobodyspecial said...

Time for a little self congratulatory braggadocia.
I purchased for my wife the LG Tron washer and dryer. The washer uses almost no water and the clothes come out almost dry but very clean. The Dryer is actually faster than the washer. Laundry day moves like a conveyor belt and all the laundry is done by 1:00. Then we all attack the baskets as a family separating and folding. then we all put our own stuff away, the boy is responsible for the bath towels, me the kitchen towels and all of us the bedding.
And now I will do the superiority dance. :)

Unknown said...

Yeah, that's a really great story, thanks for that

Nobodyspecial said...

I just wanted you to know that if you just had a wife, things would go smoother.

Unknown said...

That's what I hear, actually

Dari said...

Oh, no. I totally agree with living with Logan - that pile isn't nearly impressive enough. When you wade through waist deep - THEN you may be close to what we deal with :)

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