Overheard in the Smo house

I've been jotting things down all week. These were said by a variety of people. Can you guess who said what??

• "Are you smearing toothpaste on the doorknob???"


• "I needed to take a shower because a freight train came out of my butt."


• "I finished my milk feverishly."


• "I'M DOING THE LIMBO. I. AM. A. GOD."


• "You can't use those as grenades they're for your breakfast tomorrow."


• "But you CAN'T be naked in Minecraft."


• "Don't bother me, I have assumed the reclining position."

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