"Thanks so much, Jill. Your name really is Jill isn't it? You are so mysterious! Like a strange little cursing fairy godmother!"
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Hey! This isn't "faux dive" .... this is just a dive! |
Do you have a family friendly blog? Does your grandmother read what you write? Do you have a reputation of some sort to uphold? Do you ever wish you could just go fucking balls out and write a scathing, curse filled rant but you're afraid that your Brother-in-law might see you talking shit about how much of an asshole you think he is?
If any of this applies to you, I invite you to share your stories here. I have no reputation whatsoever. Think of this as a dark, dank bar and me as a drunken stranger whose name you don't even remember anymore and that you will never see again. Tell your story here. Nobody will ever know.....
The Rules:
Yeah, there are no rules, just write what you want, although maybe stay away from the politics, because politics make me stabby. I will post your story and, by default, I will put your name with a link back to where you blog, but if you don't want that, just let me know. I'll keep it posted forever, or until you chicken out and ask me to take it down, whichever comes first. You don't have to ask first, if you're interested, just send your words to jillsmo @ gmail.com and if you have any limitations or concerns, make sure you tell me. I'm taking submissions on an ongoing basis, and will post them on Saturday or Sunday in a first come first served basis.
Click here to see all the stories I've posted so far.
UPDATE 9/2/11: Just to clarify the purpose of the Dive Bar, this is for you to be able to get something off your chest that you have no other outlet for, this is not the place for you to try to get traffic to your own blog. I am not looking for guest bloggers, my purpose is to allow you a safe space to say something that you want to say. If you send me something that you have previously posted on your own blog or somewhere else, like Band Back Together, I will not post it. That defeats the entire purpose of the Dive Bar, in my opinion. Thank you for your understanding.
Jill · 737 weeks ago
I will definately be back to gossip.
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Jill 8p · 737 weeks ago
I guess that is what I get for being on the computer when the 3 children are pulling every toy known to man kind out of their closets.
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Also, how do you not have a facebook fan page? Look, I'm not a Twatter, so I need you to make a facebook page so I can love you long time over there, mmmmkay? Thanks.
-Erica
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Olivia · 686 weeks ago
Here's my vent: my family reads my blog, and my mom and grandmother comment on it ALL the time. It's sweet--MOST of the time. My mom likes to write freaking *books* as comments though, as opposed to a short little comment like the rest of humanity. She uses pet names, she tells me she loves me, and uses my blog to give me marital advice. She's incredibly sensitive and easily offended, so if I tell her that my blog is NOT the place for any of that, I know full well that she'll be offended and not comment at all. But really, she's driving me CRAZY. She commented on today's blog post, and I lost count of how many paragraphs it was supposed to have.
Also, because my mom and grandmother read my blog, I refrain from talking sh!t about my family. And I refrain from discussing my sex life. I feel repressed sometimes.
So there you have it. Today's vent. Thanks for the opportunity! I'll totally be back.
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ckmayall 1p · 603 weeks ago
Thanks Jill!