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Sunday, November 25, 2012

Social media tips from @jillsmo

Let's say you're following somebody on twitter who annoys you. You think they're a whiner, you think they talk too much about getting drunk or something, you think they're a shitty parent.... for whatever reason, you don't like them. You no longer wish to read the things they have to say about their lives.

This is potentially a very common problem for those of us who use social media, and so I've decided to use my vast social media experience and give you guys some tips on how to deal with a terrible situation like this.

If the offensive behavior is happening on Twitter, here's a simple button you can press that will instantly alleviate you of your crushing burden:


And on Facebook? There's a similar button!


Here's what you should NOT do, however:


Because.... why is being an asshole necessary?

The answer is that it isn't: being an asshole is not necessary. It makes you angry, it makes other people angry, it causes unnecessary fighting; it's just bad shit, in general. If something bothers you so much that you feel the need to say really, really shitty, personal things to somebody you don't even know? Fuck off and keep scrolling.

In short, my social media tips can be summed up with this handy graphic, which you are free to use and share:



For more social media tips, constant talk about vodka, stories about shitty parenting, or just general planet-killing irresponsibility, you can follow me on twitter at @jillsmo or on Facebook at Yeah. Good Times. YAY!



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Oh, this is just fan-freaking-tastic! LOVE, love, love it!
Oh holy-freaking-hell and AMEN!
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LOL with a fucking hell yah! You always make me smile :)
Buy I'm scared the person I want to unfollow is going to cut me.
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1 reply · active 643 weeks ago
I would NEVER cut you. With a knife.
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informal matriarch · 643 weeks ago

Tf? I accidentally hit post half way through typing my name!!!
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Amen, woot and halle-fuckin-looyah.

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I loved the punctuation in "excuses why your kid cant learn."
I love this! I have also used the block feature. It's fab!!
The tough thing for me is that I totally agree, and I have also been guilty of being that total asshole in my weaker moments. Which means I can have two thoughts in my head at the same time. One is "yeah, fuck those assholes!" and two "sometimes assholes have shit in their lives that make them lash out at people they don't know just to feel like they have some kind of control over who they really are". I've been defriended 3 times by people who thought I was just being an asshole when I thought I was either, being funny, or.... they were right and I wanted a chance to apologize. So far, I was able to make amends with one. But the other two...well... that chance is gone. But, since I really didn't know them, it's no real loss, but still.
2 replies · active 643 weeks ago
I always hold in my head that second thought, because I know with 100% certainty that people have shit in their lives that make them lash out, and in the example I used above, I don't even know that person very well but I'm sure that was the case with her. And, honestly, I feel bad for her. I'm sure she's got lots of shit to deal with and hearing about my (in her mind, probably) bratty kids doesn't make things any better. But still.... there's no need to be an asshole. And IF you are an asshole, which was clearly the case here, and your assholeness was motivated by your own shit, you should come back and apologize. I've certainly done that, myself; lashed out at people because of shit in my life. I've got shit in my life, we all do, but when it happened, I owned up to my actions and I apologized. I didn't block anybody and run away like a fucking pussy so that no more communication was even possible.

That may be more information than you were wanting....
We agree totally as usual. :)
Oh, I unfriend and unfollow all of the time. A lot of times, I don't understand the reason to get so worked up when you disagree with someone. Why waste energy not to make a point, but to just bitch? As a Christian, I find it often with atheists. I don't believe in ghosts, I don't dedicate my life trying to make others not believe either.
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1 reply · active 643 weeks ago
As an atheist, I can confirm that atheist are some of the worst people to have an argument with on the internet. Why you gotta be a dick about it, man????
Seriously, how did you not correct the grammar and punctuation on the Facebook asshole? They love it when you mark their work! :)
But... But... How will I then be able to inform someone that their views/opinions are different from my own and, as such, completely and utterly wrong, while doing so in the most aggressive way possible (I call it tough love), at the same time displaying my expertise in the use of poor spelling, grammar and punctuation. How will I set them on the right path?
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I have a foolproof method to avoid assholes on Twitter.

I don't go on Twitter.
This is about me again, isn't it?
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I unfriend and unfollow quite regularly. However, I do like taking the opportunity to call someone out on Facebook... So, I guess I'm that guy, sometimes.
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The grammar mistakes are usually enough to make me walk away...
But amen to it everything you said. It's like when you're watching something on TV that makes you mad/sad/angry...just change the channel. Turn it off. No need to throw a brick through it.
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I try not to be an a hole, but its so hard sometimes. So now I don't use social media when I'm buzzed out. I just rant and rave at home.
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omg amen to that....gosh so much drama its so annoying!!
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But ... but ... if I can't be an asshole on Facebook and Twitter, where can I? It's not like I can just walk up to a random stranger in, say ... I don't know? ... Target? ... while her child is creating a nuclear wasteland within the 5-foot radius surrounding the shopping cart because she DOESN'T WANT TO LEAVE CHRISTMAS HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!! NO BYE BYE!!!! and tell the random stranger to get ahold of her kid and stop making excuses for her bad parenting choices. I mean, how will the stranger know whether I've spelled the words right in my head or used the correct punctuation?!?
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Like. This could be the entire syllabus for a class on digital citizenship (that assholes would still likely fail).
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Personally, I love the anonymous A Holes. they are so entertaining. As far as unfriending someone, I would much rather wait for them to unfriend them, then just block them.. Nothing pisses me off more than someone who unfriends, but stalks around watching what you say through your friends.

Twitter, oh hell, I forgot I even have twitter... I need to go see if I've been unfollowed..
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Sometimes the assholes are fun. Nothing pisses them off more than when your argument is perfectly valid and logical without name calling.
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I am so following you. Nobody likes a dirty... you know.
Besos, Sarah

P.S. Child #1 just might know something we don't... about the world, not your husbands cooking.

P.P.S. We won that litlle award we were nominated for (http://www.journeysofthezoo.com/2012/11/canadian-blog-awards-final-round-humor.html).
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This makes you my hero. FYI.

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