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Saturday, June 8, 2013

Overheard in the Smo house

I've been jotting things down all week. These were said by a variety of people. Can you guess who said what??

  • "Are you smearing toothpaste on the doorknob???"

  • "I needed to take a shower because a freight train came out of my butt."

  • "I finished my milk feverishly."

  • "I'M DOING THE LIMBO. I. AM. A. GOD."

  • "You can't use those as grenades they're for your breakfast tomorrow."

  • "But you CAN'T be naked in Minecraft."

  • "Don't bother me, I have assumed the reclining position."


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Becky · 616 weeks ago

Oh God. I love your family. The shit they say is priceless. of course I'm also wondering if the Minecraft comment was made while playing with Katie...Cuz I can so see that conversation occuring with her.
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jillsmo 103p · 616 weeks ago

HAH! No, it wasn't with Katie. But that's funny, because.... well, you know.....

Actually let's not go there....
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Kerri · 616 weeks ago

I'm thinking you are guilty of all the sayings except there are now swear words so I am confused
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Kat · 616 weeks ago

In my house. "You have a very nice butt. It's very pattable. It's nice and not all soft and hanging all down. I think it's lucky to have such a good butt. I'm really glad you have a good butt. For you." I write this for you, Jill, not to compete (because I could not win this competiiton so what would be my motivation to compete?) I just thought i youd like to remember that only two people are in my household and one of them is me and I didn't say that
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Jim Reeve · 616 weeks ago

Lol. I love when my son says "can I have pure chocolate milk?" Nothing brings a smile like when a kid says something funny.
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Kablooey · 616 weeks ago

You know, and I say this with full knowledge that I'm oversharing, I could really do with losing a freight train right about now. #passthecolace TMI? Can I come over and hang with your family?
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andreamowery 61p · 615 weeks ago

Great quotes. I love the use of the word feverishly in this context, and will be adopting it from now on for a variety of situations involving drinking.
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Bhupendra Chahar · 615 weeks ago

I'm going to add a comment in here just to say a big thanks to the Internet community for being so insanely cool. It's very rare to find such an engaged and happy

bunch, and the number of you who have read through this giant forest of content is impressive. That's why I came back - to write something bigger and better.
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Angie · 615 weeks ago

Wow. I thought clothes were optional in Minecraft. :-)

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