|It's actually a tank top and not a tube top, but I don't know how to draw tank tops.|
Later on, hubs was BBQing (OMG he makes the. best. fajitas. I could have seriously eaten 40 of them) and I'm hanging out on the couch drinking the margarita he had made for me. (I was also watching a Star Trek TNG marathon and life at that time was absolute nirvana).
|Pants are for pussies!|
Hubs calls to me from outside, for some help, so I put down my drink to get up and go outside. On my way I notice that I had a fresh circle-shaped water stain on my shirt, just above my right boob and just above where the other stain was.
Things suddenly became clear.
Now I get it: apparently my right boob is a coaster.