Me: This is awesome! Thank you, Daddy, for making such an awesome meal! (whisper) Child 2, thank Daddy for the awesome meal (/whisper)
Child 2: Thank you, Daddy! This is the best meal I've had ever since the last meal I had that was a great meal!
Me: Nice. (whisper) Child 1, say something nice to Daddy about the food (/whisper)
Child 1: IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!