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Monday, September 10, 2012

Ask me about my vagina

I spent a lot of time, in my college days, being noisy and loud about women's rights; reproductive rights, in particular. You would hope that now, 20+ years later, we wouldn't still have to be loud and noisy to protect our bodies. But not only does it seem like things haven't gotten any better, it has possibly gotten even worse.

I won't go into details, I think you guys know what I mean. Then again, if you want me to go into details, let me know, because I can do that. (You can also read this if you want my uncensored opinion about feminism)

You may have noticed I have this banner in my sidebar

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that says "Bow to my magical vagina. Come November it will shut you down." See, I saw that awesome graphic on the website of my friend The Guerilla Mom, and immediately grabbed it and put it in my sidebar. But then I had the idea to create a twibbon (a little graphic that you can find on some twitter avatars that are generally used to relay a message of some sort) to also make the point that I Have A Vagina And I Vote.

I tried to draw one, but quickly discovered that my shitty artistic abilities would not suffice in this instance, so I asked my friend The Animated Woman if she wouldn't mind whipping up something awesome for me. I said I wanted a happy vagina that made people think "Wow! Vaginas are terrific!" when they looked at it.

She, of course, did not disappoint:

This vagina goes to 11
She also made me a twibbon-sized version of Ms. Purple so that I could create a Twibbon page where anybody can go to change their current twitter or facebook avatars to show to the world that you, too, have a vagina and you vote. (Sorry, men. Maybe you can borrow your wives' or girlfriends' for the occasion? Or maybe you can just add one and then when people ask you can make up some awesome story about it.)

So, if you would like, you can go here to add your twibbon. It should be pretty easy, but let me know if you have any problems. (I don't make any money from this or anything; just a point).

And don't forget to Vote Vagina on November 6th!



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I totally understand. I like your ghost, though :)
Sing it sister!
My recent post Must Read Post.
Right on! My voter registration card is burning a hole in my purse waiting for election day. Can't wait!
My recent post Silver Coins
I'm sad that your vagina's teeth are whiter than mine -- the ones in my mouth, I mean. Otherwise, hell yeah!
I would put that out there as a way of saying... "your vagina isn't mine, and I don't want a say in how you care for it."

There aren't laws governing the penis, why should there be laws governing the vagina?

I applaud you.
My recent post a bad parody of a Whitesnake song – Here We Go Again.
I am not going to lie: vaginas are scary things. I understand why some politicians want to shut them down. I am even more afraid of vaginas knowing that they have the ability to pull levers or push buttons in voting booths. Where I live we still use pencils to mark an "x" on a ballot. I would faint if I saw a vagina using a pencil.
3 replies · active 654 weeks ago
Vaginas are multitaskers.
My recent post Wordless Wednesday
Isn't multitasking like doing 2 or more things at the same time?
Seeing a smiling, voting vagina pop up on my Facebook newsfeed instantly brightened my day. No lyin'.
My recent post So, it’s been a summer.
Awesome. Two of my most favorite vaginas collaborating together... FOR vaginas.

YAY!!
My recent post I Wank for Red Bank!
I'm definitely pro women's rights, yet I'm uncomfortable with the number of vagina's in the post and comments. And now I fell the need for an outburst. VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA. Sorry.
LoL That funny graphic made me laugh, I just can't stop!
My recent post Néhány dolog, amit a külföldi fogpótlás kezelés megkezdése előtt tisztázni érdemes...
Vaginas and spinal tap references. Be still, my heart.
My recent post The Evolution of a Line
1 reply · active 654 weeks ago
I love it!
I love you and your vagina so much right now.
My recent post You Googled What? - The &quot;I Love You, Don't Ever Change&quot; Edition
I like your vagina and the fact that it goes to 11...
My recent post Bucket List Fail
I live in Missouri, home of Todd Akin, the man who alerted us to "magic vaginas". I also volunteer for the state Democratic Party, and harass registered voters via telephone. I am in shock with how many people are STILL going to vote for him for Senate.

I might need to move to a state with more brain volume.
My recent post The Spin Cycle
Well guys, looks like we'll just have to Eastwood it...
Damn that's one great vagina for a great cause!
My recent post 9/11
You are hilarious!!
Tracy @ Momaical
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First time to the blog. Kind of surprised to meet your vagina so soon, but she seems really nice.

That graphic is priceless. I've never met a happier looking purple va-jay-jay.

Nice.
Great response to your Vagina. I now want to draw her male counterPART.
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1 reply · active 654 weeks ago
HAHA!!! Let's get the men in on this, too!
GREATNESS!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._preside...

Above is a link to Presidential slogans of the past. Perhaps it's time to Vaginize them?

Me? I giggle at all that could be done with 1852's slogan...
And, for what it's worth...

My penis stands for what it believes in. Vagina.
1 reply · active 654 weeks ago
Well played, sir
my vagina will be ready to vote ... might even get a brazillian to prepare itself. Love the twibbon graphic LOL!
My recent post tHERsDay
I'm voting vagina, that's for sure! I'm voting my vagina, my daughter's vagina, my mother's vagina, and the right to make our own decisions about our vaginas.
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Jill's Rants · 651 weeks ago

I don't know how you guys are adding the "my recent post" at the end, but I did one called "Get outta my uterus" about kind of the same thing as this. Check it out!

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