Yeah. Good Times.: Happy Thanksgiving, nutjobs!!!

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Thursday, November 24, 2011

Happy Thanksgiving, nutjobs!!!

YES, I'm talking to you. YOU. You're the nutjob. Happy Thanksgiving, crazy people!

We had a last minute change of plans and I AM doing Thanksgiving at my house this year. That makes me VERY happy, and as I write this, on Wednesday afternoon, my fucking kick-ass gravy is on Day #1, happy bubbling away on the stove. KICK ASS.

I'm not going to spend too much time on this post, because probably nobody will read it, since everybody is spending the day either cooking or getting drunk or avoiding having to sit next to that one relative you hate, or all of the above, so I'll just say... I'm thankful for all the people I have met in the last year and a half, since I started blogging, who for some reason keep coming back to this lame ass blog day after day and humor me enough to tell me I'm funny, even though we all know you're full of shit (you must want something).

Here are some gifts I got you; straight from the internet! Except the last one. That last one is a picture of me holding a gravy bowl.

Gobble gobble, motherfuckers!!

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XLMIC · 699 weeks ago

I recognize that Free-Range Organic Willie Bird! O, wait... that's BIG Bird!

Is that a bowl of your famous gravy? Or are you carrying a little tiny turkey?

Happy Thanksgiving :)
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adriana · 699 weeks ago

Thank God this year I will not have to get drunk to endure my mother-in-law. It's a Thanksgiving miracle.
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@Leighbra · 699 weeks ago

Your hair looks very nice today, Jill. Happy Thanksgiving!

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Dani G · 699 weeks ago

Happy Thanksgiving, bitches!!
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@pugariffic73 · 699 weeks ago

Happy freaking Turkey day. Meds havent kicked in yet so, i am no feeling all that THANKFUL.... *snarl* Enjoy your bad-ass gravy!
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Tina · 699 weeks ago

Happy Thanksgiving to the Smos!
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Lizbeth · 699 weeks ago

Its good to know I can now start my bender. Must go now and get right on that.
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asideofrice 30p · 699 weeks ago

I wish I was having your gravy, but I'll have to settle for the free Fairfield Inn breakfast for now. Later this morning, we'll be heading back to the in-laws, where we left the kids and dog last night. Here's hoping everyone gets their bird stuffed, if you know what I mean.
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sherilinr · 699 weeks ago

happy cooking. and may tomorrow be a day of drink & rest.
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thissideoftypical 57p · 699 weeks ago

i find its always better to have turkey day on your own ground. because YOU know where ALL the liquor is. Am i right? *fist bump*

gobble gobble, muthafuckahs!

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stimeyland 92p · 699 weeks ago

Happy Thanksgiving! Also, I used the words "Thanksgiving" and "nutjob" in my post title today. Great minds, right?
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Yvonne9903 72p · 699 weeks ago

Happy Thanksgiving bitches! Love the pix, since you stole them from the internet, I'm stealing the muppets one from you. Love your drawing, is that a picture of a fetus inside your...? Oh, I see. It's gravy. But why are you naked?

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Cactusinyrpants 59p · 699 weeks ago

The drawings of you are gaining weight.... Happy Thanksgiving smo.

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Jenn@Fox in the City · 699 weeks ago

Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family! Although, seeing as I am Canadian and we celebrated Thanksgiving over a month ago, it might have been nice if you could have remembered us . . . your loving Canuck readers who are stuck at work and reading about all your folks who are at home and thus NOT at work.
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Not a Perfect Mom · 699 weeks ago

you don't wear pants at home either?
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Just Jennifer · 699 weeks ago

Happy Thanksgiving, Jill!
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Margaret · 699 weeks ago

Happy Thanksgiving! Hope your gravy turns out amazing and you have a wonderful day! Thanks so much for your blog which makes me laugh and makes me think!
xD

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Andrea · 699 weeks ago

Wow! Your gravy is a really rich brown color...delish! I feel badly I didn't get you anything after you brought the funny and all!
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Lala · 699 weeks ago

Love the roasted Big Bird - so funny. LOL.
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4timesblessed 48p · 699 weeks ago

Loved it!!! Needed the laugh. Hope your Kick Ass Gravy turned out spectacular cause I burned my fuckin Pumpkin Pie cause I should have gone to bed so much earlier!!! LOL I just dont listen!!!
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amorninggrouch 45p · 699 weeks ago

Oh my! That first one is particularly disturbing. The one about the chair not being sturdy enough is my fave.
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Patty · 699 weeks ago

This is great! And I have definitely started my holiday bender with a bang!

I don't even like gravy, but now I want to taste yours. (Wait, does that sound dirty? You know what I mean.)

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