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Friday, May 25, 2012

How to be offended by satire: A simple 2-step guide

1. Read title of satirical post (IMPORTANT: Do NOT click on link and read actual post!!)
2. Get offended.



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Hahahahahahaha! It is too bad they didn't actually read the post because it was excellent!
Oh, good grief! I wish you were joking about this! well, technically you are joking about it, but you know what I meant. Maybe. Maybe not-- if you're following your advice above...
Should I click on the post?
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Thanks! I'll try it! ;)

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So bummed I missed something that someone took offense at. Those are my favorites.
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I can't help it I have to click the post anyway.
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People never cease to amaze me with how they jump to conclusions. Or can't take a joke.
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LOL! soooo true...
I'll take responsibility...judging by some of the comments & private messages I got...uh, yea...totally my fault that folks have no ability to read something before jumping to accusations & conclusions. Of course in the few years I've known a couple of them, they believe everything that comes from the mouth & fingers of the Great Dr. Jenny McCarthy, so I've cursed my children to becoming autistic, brain dead, twitching, burdens on society...You know, the child that won a scholarship to science & math summer camp, earned straight As all school year, every school year, going into 5th grade, and in his nearly 10yrs of life has had one ER diagnosed migraine & one ear infection - ever. And the other one who was 'cured' of her autism by having her tonsils & adenoids removed & tubes put in her ears after it was properly diagnosed that she just couldn't hear & was not in fact autistic.

In short...people are stupid & are only going to believe what they want to believe & care nothing for actual facts.
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bahahahahaha
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Snort.
I can't get over that some people didn't get it. GAWD.
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All parents of special needs kids should DIE
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laughing at this idiot.
At the heart of this dust up us the very real causal link between autistic children and breathing mothers. There has NEVER been a child born when the mother stops berating prior to childbirth. Stop breathing...stop autism. It's that simple. We need a ribbon.
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I fucking hate autocorrect. Ruined a perfectly good joke. This is why I never comment via phone.
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Spot on. I received my first hate mail yesterday over a humble attempt at satire. Bit shocked at first but it's inspired me to write harder, faster and stronger crap in the future. Thanks for making the point more succinctly than I could!
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