Yeah. Good Times.: I'm going to purchase a towel today

Thursday, May 10, 2012

I'm going to purchase a towel today

Because today is the 2nd anniversary of this blog, and the traditional 2nd anniversary gift is either cotton or maybe a beach towel if you're travelling. I'm not travelling, except to go to Target right now and buy myself a towel.

Can I get you guys anything while I'm there? A t-shirt? Some sweatpants? Whatever you want, as long as it's 100% cotton, I don't mind.

Check out my stats. I don't know if this is good or not, but I do like numbers. And graphs. And spreadsheets!! 100% egyptian cotton spreadsheets with a thread count of 1000. Damn that sounds comfy. I'll see if they have those at Target.

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lostinidaho 38p · 672 weeks ago

Granny Panties!!

Happy 2nd

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Alexandra Tsaritsa · 672 weeks ago

I have some I could lend you... :)
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ryoko861 57p · 672 weeks ago

Wow, congrats! I thought maybe you found a minute to finally take a shower!
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fourmonkeys4me 4p · 672 weeks ago

Congratulations!!!!
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extremeparenthood 87p · 672 weeks ago

Damn girl, you've got me beat by about 100,000 page views! I always knew you were a big deal.

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thesuniverse 67p · 672 weeks ago

You're a badass. Always.

I would enjoy some cotton kitchen towels. And placemats. Thanks! You can come over for dinner.

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XLMIC · 672 weeks ago

look at how fucking popular you are! someone should be paying you for this gig...or at least buying those towels for you :)

Happy anniversary to you and your blog :)
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aprilviv 15p · 672 weeks ago

Well done on two years and your stats have me green with envy. Your friend is awesome fabulous cake.

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thissideoftypical 57p · 672 weeks ago

*jealous*

meaning, i need new towels. that's what i mean. yeah.

:) yer awesome.

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Andrea · 672 weeks ago

Congratulations! I. Need some socks...but not the high kind with the stripes, the low ones.
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blogginglily 73p · 672 weeks ago

HUGE stats. You're a stats machine. if you retired today I'd say you're headed for the blogging hall of fame at LEAST. If you keep this up though? One of the ALL TIME GREATS.
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middlechild · 671 weeks ago

Did you say huge tits? Ohhhhh. Stats. Sorry

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mayorgia 44p · 672 weeks ago

Happy anniversary lady!
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Kyla@Mommysweird · 672 weeks ago

Happy Ani! Wow. That is A LOT of followers. Congrats!

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Kim · 672 weeks ago

Today is my 3rd blog anniversary...you have tons more visits than I do, and followers out the kazoo, too. Good for you! Enjoy the towels!
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Jim Reeve · 672 weeks ago

I had no idea your blog was so young. I always thought you to be an expert blogger so I assumed that you'd been blogging for years. Way to go.

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Handflapper · 672 weeks ago

You did it! I knew you hadn't forgotten how to blog! Happy blogaversary, and congrats in the stats. No one is more deserving!
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Pish Posh · 672 weeks ago

Happy Bloggy2years. Every time I go into Target to get a towel I end up with $300 worth of air fresheners and house decorations. Be careful. Pick me up some air fresheners. Oh god and watch out for the $1 aisle.
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lahikmajoe 2p · 672 weeks ago

How exciting. Love your blog.

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@th_purpl_lady · 672 weeks ago

Those are numbers I aspire to. Congratulations on your success and your new towel!
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Sabine · 672 weeks ago

Very happy blogoversary! Your results are amazing!
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Rards · 672 weeks ago

You should just open your own Target store. Then you wouldn't have to "go" to Target all the time, you could just live there...you know, like some kind of vagrant hippie. Except you wouldn't be a vagrant hippie(well, not a vagrant, anyway), since you'd own the place like some kind of 1%'er bigshot. And all the beach towels, and t-shirts, and sweatpants would be yours already. Wouldn't that be nice? A store full of stuff you could use once and then put back on the shelves for suckers to buy up, thus enabling you to buy new merchandise for your personal daily use?

So, yeah, think big: just buy a Target store for the occasion! Cotton products and beach towels would just be underselling the moment, imnshobbq4evry1.

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