"What kind of bug was that?" he asked.
"It was a bug bug." I said. Because it was, you know. A bug bug.
"No, I mean... what species was it."
What species? Are you fucking kidding me? You're FIVE. How the hell do you know what a species is; I don't even know what a fucking species is!
"Oh, uh......." I say. "I don't know, a fly?"
He bought it. Phew! Until next time...