"I'm not going to touch it for 10 minutes and then I'm going to stir it and fluff it." -Woman cooking quinoa
"You want it to be thick enough so that it holds up." -Woman slicing eggplant
"Make sure it's not wet when you put it in." -Woman cooking shrimp
"I'm going to rub it with a little bit of sugar to give it some extra flavor." -Woman cooking pot roast
"This is going to be SOOO GOOOD!" -Paula Dean
"Take your time with this, this isn't a one minute thing." -Man cutting up a chicken
"This is the richest meat I've ever tasted." -Douchey Sunglasses Guy
Also.... "My cheese balls are looking good." heh heh heh heh heh.... Hey, give me a break, I've been drinking champagne and doing laundry all day, fuckers!