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Sunday, October 17, 2010

That's what she said

Amazing how many of these you can come up with while watching the Food Network. The following is dedicated to my friend Kimberly.

"I'm not going to touch it for 10 minutes and then I'm going to stir it and fluff it." -Woman cooking quinoa

"You want it to be thick enough so that it holds up." -Woman slicing eggplant

"Make sure it's not wet when you put it in." -Woman cooking shrimp

"I'm going to rub it with a little bit of sugar to give it some extra flavor." -Woman cooking pot roast

"This is going to be SOOO GOOOD!" -Paula Dean

"Take your time with this, this isn't a one minute thing." -Man cutting up a chicken

"This is the richest meat I've ever tasted." -Douchey Sunglasses Guy

Also.... "My cheese balls are looking good." heh heh heh heh heh.... Hey, give me a break, I've been drinking champagne and doing laundry all day, fuckers!


kitten said...

That's hella funny! Tina told me about your blog. Love! :)

Cheryl D. said...

Ugh, I need help. I recognize which woman said the first few.

crogers said...

related: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WxP6MGvO_s

Kimberly said...

Oh. My. God. LOL!!! I really need to start watching The Food Network now!

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