I've just gotten home from picking up the kids from school. Everybody is in a shitty mood because nobody got any sleep last night. I ask Child 1 how he is and he says "I don't want to talk to you" and walks away. Then Child 2 has a total meltdown on the stairs because I took too long to come out of the bathroom.
Why can't I do those things? I want to tell people I don't want to talk to them and then just walk away. I want to have a total fucking meltdown on the stairs for no reason at all and then expect everybody around me to cater to my needs.