The boys and I went to Target this afternoon to buy Rock Band 3. (ROCK BAND THREE!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!) I love Rock Band. Because I sing, I love to sing, and this is my chance to actually do some real singing, to awesome songs, without requiring somebody in the room who plays guitar, or having to be in my car. Or having to be in front of a huge crowd of drunks, which is probably my 2nd favorite option.
Okay, first: I Heart Target. So, we go upstairs to where they have the games (on the way, somebody made an announcement over the loudspeaker and Child 2 says "WHAT did the ceiling just say?") and we go to the games section and I find our game, which is locked down by a cable, but that doesn't stop Child 1 from pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and saying "it's stuck on something" and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling..... It's labeled $19.99. Yay good price! The dude comes and unlocks it for me and I see another pile that isn't locked down and they're labeled $59.99. So I ask what the difference is between the $19.99 version and the $59.99 version, thinking that the more expensive version comes with the guitar or something, which we're not getting. But NO! It was mis-labeled! And the policy at Target is that if you see something mis-labeled, you get it for the wrong price!!! So I scored a $60 game for $20!!! There's only one thing to say about THAT:
Okay, now on to Rock Band 3. ROCK BAND THREE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!! Look at some of these songs!!!!!
Amy Winehouse, Rehab
Spacehog, In the Meantime
Stone Temple Pilots, Plush
Devo, Whip It
Joan Jett, I Love Rock N' Roll
Ozzy Osbourne, Crazy Train
Doobie Brothers, China Grove
and OMG John Lennon, Imagine
and OMG OMG Lynyrd Skynyrd, Free Bird
AND OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Queen, Bohemian Rhapsody
HUBS COME HOME NOW! NOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!