My Wet Butt

So, there was water on my car seat that I failed to notice before I firmly planted my cheeks upon it. I don't know how that happened but I'm sure there's a child to blame. And then I didn't have time to do anything about it except walk around with a soggy butt and wait for it to dry, but I had to go to the store like that. I was really hoping somebody would point it out to me so that I could say "What? Oh, that? That's nothing, I just peed my pants. WHAT? I have had 2 kids, you know!"

Maybe next time.

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