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Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Descent into madness, Day 4: Is it over yet?

Somewhere in my house right now there exists a pair of pants full of poop. I have no idea where, I have no idea which pants they are, all I know is that Child 1 just appeared in the room, naked from the waist down with a crack-full. He has no idea where they are, no idea what room he was in when he took them off, all he can tell me is that the pants are "out of service."

Y'know, the day started out fine enough, my new client canceled and even though I would prefer to do something that pays money, it was nice to have a few hours off. I went for a walk, I took a nap! I did a bunch of laundry, I cleaned things. Look, I was all ready with a post about how productive I was today and had a picture ready for you guys:

Awesomeness by Allie Brosh

But now I'm just exhausted and feel like I've been beaten into the ground. Missing pantsfulls of poop will do that to you, I guess. And there's still dinnertime and bedtime to get through. Somebody tell me something funny.



11 comments:

Cheryl D. said...

Uh...something funny..

Here's a favorite of my daughter's:

Knock, Knock

Who's there?

Impatient cow!

Impatient Co...

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

She finds it wildly funny!

Hopefully you'll find the pants. Soon!

Big Daddy Autism said...

Check behind the bathroom door. That's where I always leave my pants full of poop. It's the first place my wife looks for my pants full of poop nowadays.

jillsmo said...

By the way, Big Daddy, did you catch the elevator video reference?

Sandra said...

OMG you are funny! I cannot top that!

Miss Melicious said...

Looks like your pretty good day suddenly turned shitty....

haha...not funny?! Is it still to soon to joke about it?! :)

jillsmo said...

Nope! Never too soon :)

Big Daddy Autism said...

As a defense mechanism, my mind blocks out the phrase, "out of service" to save me from reliving the meltdowns my boy has had when encountering such evil words at a favorite elevator.

jillsmo said...

I completely understand :)

Kimberly said...

Have you found the pants 'o poop yet? I watched Lex poop on my bathroom floor once. He said, "Oops. That came out of my butt" I stood slack jawed thinking, "WTF am I doing with a CHILD?!"

Sara said...

I've got nothing. Can't stop *laughing long enough to think straight.

*Please note, I'm laughing with you, not at you. :)

Jim said...

wait a minute. . . you're not only borrowing from her, but you're doing it annually?

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