WHAT. THE FUCK. IS THAT?
Oh. Oh, I see. It's a broken piece from that glow-in-the-dark pitchfork that Child 2 used as part of his Halloween costume. Right. That makes sense. Okay, good. Phew.
See, here's what a complete pitchfork looks like. I couldn't find a picture of this actual item, but you get the idea. Why? What did you think that was???