Dear The Hippies of Berkeley

Hippies of Berkeley!

You can't have it both ways. Either you have a cell phone that you use to call and text people, and with it the cell phone towers that you think are ugly and dangerous, or you don't have cell phones and therefore no cell phone towers. Pick one.

Love,
Jill

P.S. You can take my Blackberry when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.

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