When breast milk talks, people listenUm. What does it say, exactly? In my experience, the only thing it ever said was "LOOK! Boob stains!" People definitely listened to that. Or, not so much listened, as, um.... stared.
Saturday, December 4, 2010
Spotted in Berkeley: Breast milk edition
I saw a bumpersticker earlier that said:
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Lol :)
I suppose if breast milk was squirting out everywhere, people would be paying attention!
Found you through TopMommyBlogs and have to say that in your intro you had me at "snarky". Love that word. As a matter of fact, I'm on my way to a party tonight and my goal for the evening? To use the word "snarky" at least 2 or 3 times. I think more than that is pushing it.
By the way, bizarre bumper sticker. Just bizarre. I just passed a minivan in my neighborhood that had a bumper sticker reading, "Got Chlorine?" I get that it's like the milk ad, but what the hell does it mean? I don't have time to decipher bumper stickers. I'm busy blogging.
If the breasts producing the milk start talking, I think there is a serious issue and I would definitely listen as I backed away slowly, then turned and ran!!
Ok. That really doesn't make much sense.
I saw the BEST bumper sticker last week:
"Save the trees. Wipe your ass with an Owl."
I laughed for Days.
I am usually really good at this... but I'm stumped.
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