So, I was bored today, and I asked Big Daddy Autism to keep me entertained. He said of course, except first I would need "a rope, transistor radio, 2 cherry tomatoes, and a freshly killed goat." Luckily, I had most of those things and only needed to go out and get the rope and the tomatoes. I would need to make sure the goat was still warm, and "If not, get some blankets and a bucket of warm whole milk. From a cow. Not the soy crap you hippies love."
Then, he asked me if I had ever butchered a goat before. I said no and asked for a pdf. Luckily... he had one to send, and MAN was it helpful!
I can't wait to see what I'm supposed to do next!!!!