Then, he asked me if I had ever butchered a goat before. I said no and asked for a pdf. Luckily... he had one to send, and MAN was it helpful!
I can't wait to see what I'm supposed to do next!!!!
Monday, December 13, 2010
How to butcher a goat: Step by step instructions
So, I was bored today, and I asked Big Daddy Autism to keep me entertained. He said of course, except first I would need "a rope, transistor radio, 2 cherry tomatoes, and a freshly killed goat." Luckily, I had most of those things and only needed to go out and get the rope and the tomatoes. I would need to make sure the goat was still warm, and "If not, get some blankets and a bucket of warm whole milk. From a cow. Not the soy crap you hippies love."
Then, he asked me if I had ever butchered a goat before. I said no and asked for a pdf. Luckily... he had one to send, and MAN was it helpful!
I can't wait to see what I'm supposed to do next!!!!
Then, he asked me if I had ever butchered a goat before. I said no and asked for a pdf. Luckily... he had one to send, and MAN was it helpful!
I can't wait to see what I'm supposed to do next!!!!
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That man is a genius. Pure genius.
I KNOW, right???
I especially like the big red dot in the middle
did that come in an IKEA box?
And this is entertaining...because he's going to take you golfing with those putter legs?
I don't know yet!!!!!!
No it did not come from IKEA. Does the goat look Swedish?
Lynn has astutely pointed out that I have trouble with extremeties. I thought the putter legs were a nice touch. As was the huge ball o' blood in panel 2.
I cannot believe people actually commented on this post.
FORE!
I'm going to promote the fuck out of this thing
If you hadn't of talked to me earlier, I wouldn't know how to butcher a goat! Win- win! I'd say so! Hahahah
ah--it did not have the prerequisite allen wrench. My bad.
and yes, there is a "nordic" look to that goat...
Oh, you're only saying he looks nordic because he's eating chocolate and tuning a clock.
Wait. What do the Swedes do?
LOL! This post is so graphic!
LOVE. This. Hahaha.
@bigdaddyautism Mate, I have a seven year old who can draw better than you. I've taken a poll across all of Australia so 21 million people think you're a sucky drawer.
Yeah, they say "sucky" over here. Fair dinkum.
Nothing more entertaining than disemboweling a goat.
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