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Monday, December 13, 2010

How to butcher a goat: Step by step instructions

So, I was bored today, and I asked Big Daddy Autism to keep me entertained. He said of course, except first I would need "a rope, transistor radio, 2 cherry tomatoes, and a freshly killed goat." Luckily, I had most of those things and only needed to go out and get the rope and the tomatoes. I would need to make sure the goat was still warm, and "If not, get some blankets and a bucket of warm whole milk. From a cow. Not the soy crap you hippies love."

Then, he asked me if I had ever butchered a goat before. I said no and asked for a pdf. Luckily... he had one to send, and MAN was it helpful!



I can't wait to see what I'm supposed to do next!!!!



15 comments:

Big Daddy Autism said...

That man is a genius. Pure genius.

jillsmo said...

I KNOW, right???

jillsmo said...

I especially like the big red dot in the middle

This side of Typical said...

did that come in an IKEA box?

Lynn said...

And this is entertaining...because he's going to take you golfing with those putter legs?

jillsmo said...

I don't know yet!!!!!!

Big Daddy Autism said...

No it did not come from IKEA. Does the goat look Swedish?

Lynn has astutely pointed out that I have trouble with extremeties. I thought the putter legs were a nice touch. As was the huge ball o' blood in panel 2.

I cannot believe people actually commented on this post.

FORE!

jillsmo said...

I'm going to promote the fuck out of this thing

Lynn MacDonald said...

If you hadn't of talked to me earlier, I wouldn't know how to butcher a goat! Win- win! I'd say so! Hahahah

This side of Typical said...

ah--it did not have the prerequisite allen wrench. My bad.

and yes, there is a "nordic" look to that goat...

jillsmo said...

Oh, you're only saying he looks nordic because he's eating chocolate and tuning a clock.

Wait. What do the Swedes do?

Cheryl D. said...

LOL! This post is so graphic!

Laura said...

LOVE. This. Hahaha.

lebelinoz said...

@bigdaddyautism Mate, I have a seven year old who can draw better than you. I've taken a poll across all of Australia so 21 million people think you're a sucky drawer.

Yeah, they say "sucky" over here. Fair dinkum.

tulpen said...

Nothing more entertaining than disemboweling a goat.

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