Child 2: MAMA! I made up a new sock game! And guess who I'm playing against? SPIKE! So, basically I'm just throwing socks at the cat.
And later, when she scratches him, he'll wonder why! I can't quite make him see that there's a connection between these two events....
7 comments:
Child 2 and Spencer need to play together. Wait, that would be pure hell for all around.
Child 2 and Spencer should never meet.
That sounds like something my oldest would say (and do). Pretty classic.
My boys haven't hit the throwing things at animals age yet, can't wait for that.
Happy: OR.... Okay, hear me out.... We get them together and unleash them on our enemies! What do you think???
You should let me borrow Child 2 sometime. I HATE my neighbor's cat and if he can practice his aim from my house to our neighbor's and knock the shit out of the feline, I will take him off your hands every weekend. Besides, if our neighbors catch him doing it, what are they gonna do?? Scream at an innocent 5 year old? In my presence?? Nu-uh, I don't think so.
Cats love to have things thrown at them!
Yes! Spencer and Child 2 would be a formidable pairing. Oh the torture they could do. They would start with the wicked whine and end with the maniacal never ending repeated questions. They would leave terror in their wake!
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