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Friday, April 20, 2012

I'm tired of autism



I'm tired of autism. I'm tired of talking about it. I'm tired of thinking about it. I'm tired of "being aware" of it. I'm tired of hearing about it, reading about it, seeing tweets, Facebook posts, articles, news stories and emails..... about it.

I would like to take a break from autism, please.

Can we talk about something else for a little while? I don't need to know about any new theories about what causes it. Yes, I've heard about the CDC statistics, thank you. Don't tell me about conferences or speakers or events happening in my area, because I don't want to go to them.

I have awareness overload: I am completely aware. Thank you. Please stop making me aware of autism now.

I don't mind hearing stories about your kids, because I think your kids are awesome, and I don't mind reading your rants because I think you guys are awesome. I just don't want to know about any more studies or articles or featured stories or anything. At least not for a little while.

("Oh my god, she's saying she wants to take a break from her kid! She's saying she's sick of her kid!!" Go ahead, somebody.... say that. I dare you.)



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1 reply · active 675 weeks ago
I like puppies. And vodka. Let's get drunk, find a puppy to take for a walk, and go vote.
1 reply · active 675 weeks ago
Don't worry, I never blog about autism. Or kids. But I have a lot to say about wine...
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Tired Mamma · 675 weeks ago

I hear ya!
Ignore the link to my site below.

Did you know belly button rings gather lint if you buy a new shirt & wear it once. Total bullshit, I'm tellin ya.
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1 reply · active 675 weeks ago
Are we not supposed to ever get sick of our kids?

Shit.

I'd also like a moratorium on talking about breasts & weight, please.
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1 reply · active 675 weeks ago
Let's talk about pie!!
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I'll be glad when April is over so I don't have to be aware of Autism for another year...that IS how it works, right?

My kid came home and told me that one of his teachers has Asperger's, and that the teacher once yelled "Get the fuck out of here" to one of the students - and had to apologize to the school's director.

My kid already yells for me to get the fuck out - the sky's the limit for this kid, I tell ya.
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1 reply · active 675 weeks ago
Can we talk about my cat who has dementia who flings herself around and wails loudly for food because she has forgotten that there is food in her bowl? Makes me want to throw things at her cause that's why I am awake at 2 am. (Of course, I don't throw things cause I love her and she was my baby 18 years ago.)
1 reply · active 674 weeks ago
quantum physics, huh?... **looks uncomfortable**

I can talk about puppies....

They're real cute, they pee everywhere and I want one! We already have two dogs and might move so I can't bring another into the fold. :( This world, huh?

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To the two comments about pie...I would like to talk about cheesecake. Does cheesecake count as pie or is it cake? I know that its name SUGGESTS cake, but I really think it is more pie like. Discuss amongst yourselves.
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1 reply · active 675 weeks ago
My dog peed on my couch. We can talk about that.
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My dog won't eat from the feeder, so I need to go out and feed him just like I've always done. Can we talk about teaching a dog to eat from the feeder? And cheesecake?
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I like talking about cheesecake too.... and alcohol... anything alcohol....
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1 reply · active 675 weeks ago
I know nothing about quantum physics or cats...but would be happy to chat about dessert...and tv shows...especially the bad ones that are so much fun to watch!
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sherilinr · 675 weeks ago

autism shmautism.
can we laugh about bathroom jokes? i mean, i thought i'd outgrow them, but toilet humor is still kind of funny.
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1 reply · active 675 weeks ago
You're tired of it, but you NEVER want to give up. Right?
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so i did a quick google search and it turns out May is zombie awareness month. I am thinking if there are zombies about and we are not aware of them, maybe we should be talking about that.
1 reply · active 675 weeks ago
Was it something I said? ;)

I've got news for you, girlfriend: All Moms Do That! Oh..if we don't talk about it, do you think maybe it will go away?

And by the way, #QuantumPhysics - really? @Klout slut!
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Yeah, this is the downside to April. Over-saturation. We can talk about tornados all day long if you want to.
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What? You don't want a break from your kid? Isn't that normal? I know I need a break from mine now and then.

I'd like to take a break from autism too. And asshole schools. 6 more weeks...6more weeks...6 more weeks...
I'm reading a biography of Charlotte Brontë! It's really good, but also really irritating, because the author chosen by Charlotte's father to write her authorized biography actually didn't approve of any of her life choices or her dedication to her writing!
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Toni bologna · 675 weeks ago

I think we should talk about curly hair and humidity And the fact other women tell me they wish they had my curly hair and how lucky I am. Bullshit. There's my views
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Yay puppies!
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Hum, I am not so interested in the whole quantum physics thing but I am totally down for chatting about wine and yummy things to eat whilst drinking the wine.

Or we could chat about the fact that my kid still won't shit but honestly, I am over that. ;)
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I guess I don't really need to talk about Ryan G...let's just look at him...while we talk about brownies...wait, let's eat brownies, look at him and talk about what the best song to sing on rock band is!
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I like the person who said we should talk about pie. I love pie.

p.s. My blog doesn't mention autism once today!
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ok so my blog talks about autism but its in ranting form does that count??? But I'm with ya... I would love a break from it too...
We can talk about the fact today is 4/20. And the scene in Half Baked where that puppy is flying. I like that scene. :D That's puppies AND a type of physics.
I'll talk about puppies! Or cats. My cat keeps trying to hang out on the screen of my screen door by her little claws. I really wish she would stop.
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You know about quantum physics? Let's talk about that instead of playing RockBand tonight. I could really use some more quantum physics knowledge. No, wait, let's talk about politics and feminism! That's what we're doing. It's settled. Put away that microphone -- it's going to be politics and feminism until the wee hours tonight.

They need to make a trollface smiley.
Lets talk about Jessica Simpson? OR if Kate Middleton is pregnant so we can have a world wide bump watch.
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Here here!
I'm about as f-ing AWARE as one can get. Dammit.
AAAAAAAA-MEEEEEEN!!!!!!!

We could talk about fun crafts on Pinterest. Or shopping. I need new shoes. And I'm taking an actual, physical, break next week. Going to NYC for 4 days for work, sans husband or kids. Can't wait :-)

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Let's talk about how ridiculous the candidates for Presidency are and how tremendously idiotic it is that our secret service men are trying to pay $30 for $800 worth of hootchy in Columbia..Or let's talk about teenage girls in love for the first time...Now that subject is funny, especially when they look at you and say "You would not know how I feel"...
I just wrote the guy I work with a nasty-gram on an empty toilet paper roll. You'd think at 44 years old, he's be able to do the simple shit!!
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Yes. Sick of autism. Sick of "have you heard about," "have you tried," "you don't do gluten-free (accompanied by look of horror)." Just trying to make it, keep my family healthy, predominantly happy, the house and the public relatively unscathed. And amen, sister, being sick of autism has nothing to do with loving my boys.
Puppies, YES, let's concentrate on puppies for fuck's sake!
It gets like that hey.
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2 replies · active 674 weeks ago
What is this "Autism" of which you speak? (Sticking fingers in ears and yelling "LaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLa!")

Let's talk about... I don't know... I don't think I have enough brain cells left to even come up with another topic. How about... Nah, I got nothing. No - wait! Nutella!!! I can talk about Nutella! Mmmmm... Nutella. (...walking away from computer... grabbing a spoon...)
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I like owls. Can we talk about owls?

I actually stopped going to a therapist (for me) because all she wanted to discuss was Joey. Joey this, Joey that, how did I feel about Joey and about him being autistic? I even tried talking about my OTHER child, who also has issues, but it always came back to questions about Joey. Seriously? I was all set with Joey. I had other things I needed to work on.

Got to be cheaper to take my best bud to lunch every week. We could at least talk about HER kids. :)
Geez, how about the obvious?! Ryan!! Let's talk about Ryan...
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