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Tuesday, February 19, 2013

I... am not smart

It's raining today. Raining pretty hard, actually. This morning I was at work, waiting for my client, who was late. She owns an art studio for kids, it's really cool, actually. Anyway, she was late, and I decided to dash out to grab some coffee while I waited; the coffee place is right across the street from her studio.

As I was headed out the door, I saw her pulling up, so I went into "hurry up" mode. I ran across the street, got my coffee, and then went back to cross the street again. But there were cars coming from both directions and I was impatient to get back. I stood there for about half a minute, yelling at cars inside my head, and getting totally soaked and annoyed.

It wasn't until I opened up her studio door and went inside that I realized why I had gotten so wet while waiting for cars to pass: I was holding my soaking wet umbrella under my arm.

But at least I remembered my coffee. And, in the end, that's what's important.






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hah! As my daughter would say..."nice."
But your raindrops look amazing.
1 reply · active 631 weeks ago
Oh thank you. I'm all about the realism, you know
You probably gave all those drivers a good laugh :D
1 reply · active 631 weeks ago
HAHA I hadn't thought of that. I'm sure I did!
you are the awesome.
1 reply · active 631 weeks ago
I laughed so hard at your expense, that I should really apologize... but I won't :)
1 reply · active 631 weeks ago
No, no. Don't apologize. I do these things for you. For YOU.
Um, I love you.
1 reply · active 631 weeks ago
That's what I call a "fibro moment." I do shit like that constantly. Love u babe!
It's sad, but I could totally see myself doing the same thing.
Performance art!
Well, at least you had an umbrella. I wouldn't even had had an umbrella with me. In fact, I do not own an umbrella. Confession: I am afraid of umbrellas. Terrified, actually.
1 reply · active 631 weeks ago
I hope my picture didn't scare you too much
You are so stinking cute. I have a fear of umbrellas. (Officially putting that in my things to blog about pile.) It started one rainy summer in Venice, Italy.
I wasn't sure if that was an umbrella or a corn dog. (actually, I knew it was an umbrella, but you'd said "worst drawing ever" so I had to give you a bad time).
1 reply · active 631 weeks ago
It looks like one of those foam paddle things, I think they're used in a game of some kind. Or just to hit people on the head.
Prior to now, I never knew that there was a fear of umbrellas. So you can market your blog as educational as well as artistic and informative. Oh, and I'm going to start saying I'm afraid of umbrellas, because I leave mine every-dang-where, but never have it when it's raining.
1 reply · active 631 weeks ago
I have at least 3 in the back of my car, along with the reusable grocery bags I never remember to bring into the store with me.
Hhahah whoops! I usually don't use an umbrella because it kicks my ass when I try to open/close it. Not gifted.
At least you avoided that whole, where do I fold up this wet umbrella without making a mess?
I do stupid shit like that all the time. Next time, you should get a coffee that's actually bigger than your mouth. Might make the whole thing more worthwhile.
So just how old are you? Because that was clearly an Old Timer's Moment. BWAAHAHAHAAHAAHAAHA!! :D
This just illustrates the important health benefits of coffee. The mind body connection cannot be ignored. This is a cautionary tale. Also? It made me giggle. Like...a lot. Love your stories!!
Haha! Just the picture alone is hilarious. I have done this very thing, but I had an audience of one stranger ask why I just didn't use the umbrella in my hand. Very embarrassing.
that's awesome. it's totally something I would do.

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