The other day I'm sitting in my office when Child 1 enters the room. Very very obviously trying to conceal a bag of chips underneath his shirt, he asks me if I can help him find the scissors.
Scissors? Gee, I wonder why he needs those? Perhaps to open a bag of chips, do you think? So I ask him "Say, Child 1, what's that under your shirt, there?"
"Nothing, huh? Because it kind of looks to me like you've got a bag of chips or something under there."
He is so fucking adorable.
I gave him the scissors.
Scissors? Gee, I wonder why he needs those? Perhaps to open a bag of chips, do you think? So I ask him "Say, Child 1, what's that under your shirt, there?"
"Nothing, huh? Because it kind of looks to me like you've got a bag of chips or something under there."
He is so fucking adorable.
I gave him the scissors.
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Where have you been? I’ve been stalking you like crazy and all I’m hearing is crickets. Hope everything is okay. You got me thinking that you’re done with stalkers and I’m fresh out of a job.
So I got this award and I’m sure you can imagine what I think about awards but I really didn’t want to hurt the person’s feelings who gave it to me and I’m a whore for publicity so I played along and sucked you into my vortex by passing on the award to you. Yes, you are award worthy and it’s not called the “I swear a lot and electrify the rock band every Friday night”.
It’s actually called the “Liebster Award” and Liebster is a German word meaning sweetest, kindest, nicest, dearest, beloved, lovely, pleasant, valued, cute, endearing and welcome. And we all know that you are FULL OF THE LOVELY!
Don’t worry, you don’t have to thank me, just don’t damn my name or call me “Ginger”.
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I love how you gave him the scissors anyway.
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