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Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Just makin' my purchases

The kids are at camp for the summer; they're both at the same camp this year (not like last year) and one of Child 2's friends is going with him. I've been driving the friend to and from camp every day; it's no big deal, I'm going there, anyway, it's easier for his mom to drop him at our house every morning and he lives close so I just bring him home in the afternoon. This fact will become important in a minute.

Wednesday was a busy work day for me; I had back to back clients all day and then I had to rush up the hill to pick up all the boys from camp. I finished my second client and realized that I had about 10 minutes to spare, so I decided to go to Trader Joe's to pick up some necessities.

So, I park and jump out, and I go into the store and don't even get a cart or a basket, because I'm going to be so quick. I grab my first two necessities: a bottle of vodka and a bottle of wine, and I head to the other side of the store to get the ham and the Mac & Cheese.

I'm on my way over when I hear a little voice say "Hi Jill!" and I look over and I see the little brother of Child 2's friend. The friend who is at camp with my kid right now. The friend who I'm about to go pick up in 10 minutes. And HEY! There's the friend's mom! Buying milk! And here I am... holding a bottle of vodka and a bottle of wine.... with no basket.

I literally stop in my tracks in mid-stride, and I'm sure I looked like a deer in the headlights. Like this, probably:


and I say very awkwardly "oh, hey! Yeah, um.... just, uh.... makin' my purchases! Heh heh heh." And she says something like "oh, have fun!" all the while we're both very much aware that I'm now on my way to pick her son up from camp. In my car. Not like I was going to drink any of it before I got there, but still.....

Awkward.



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ahahahaha. I hate when shit like that happens. and I fucking love your drawings. they crack me up every time.
I don't know!!

I DON'T KNOW!! Because I love you SO MUCH!!!

*sob*
This is one of the only good things about being Catholic. We are fully expected to have liquor on hand at all times.
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middlechild · 663 weeks ago

So you had a bottle of "mother's little helpers"in each hand. I am sure she already had her shit at home and totally understood.
You could have just said, "Oh, don't worry, it's not for me, it's for the kids!" Oh, wait...
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Hahaha! This is awesome. I hate it when shit like that happens. She's probably not judging you at all, but still. And, oh wait, T-for-times, if she has time to stop for milk, why can't she pick up the kids from camp so you can make your purchases guilt-free? Just kidding. I'm sure she's a lovely person.
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If she's judging, then she should pick up her own damn kid. Just sayin'. It's not like you had a paper bag around the bottles drinking them out front.
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Wait, they sell vodka in your Trader Joes? Damn! Stupid Maryland.
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Mama Meerkat · 663 weeks ago

Yeah, this could never happen in my state because you either have to go to a totally different state or go to a liquor store to buy your liquor! None of this booze in grocery stores business.
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I WAS JUST THINKING THAT! Stupid Maryland.
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Hhahahahah it's always awkward seeing someone in a liquor store (or a store that sells booze).. Especially when your basket is always full. Sigh.
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That must have been a sticky situation :) A bet you have felt yourself a little bit... khm... uncomfortabe, I think. I couldn't picture myself what would I do in a situation like that, I haven't felt this kind of shame before.
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See? This is why in Canada the booze in bought in a whole seperate store so if you meet up in there no one can be righteous. :)
I am pointing at (a drawing of) you and laughing. Hysterically. Of course, I haven't showered today, so I'm sure when I go to the grocery store later, I'll run into my high school BF or something. That fucker better be holding a bottle of vodka.
Love this! She was probably watching from the bushes as you picked up her kid to make sure that you weren't corrupting him or driving erratically.
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LOL! :D Will carry this in my heart today. :)
You just tell her you don't want the kids getting thirsty on the way home from camp and get on your way.
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is your butt really that big?
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Maybe. What's your point? SHUT UP!
I've been coming back to your blog for the past several days and thought I should finally pop up and say, "hello!" like non-stalker people do. Your blog is so funny and my husband and I have really enjoyed reading it. Keep up the great work!
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Well that'll teach ya! Get a cart next time and throw some of those veggie sticks on top of the booze! But, I too am wondering why she could shop but not pick up her child. See how lucky she is to know you?!
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Lol, been there done that. I stopped to buy sodas for my kids and picked up a bottle of wine. The cashier was the daughter with autism's teacher. Ooops, lol.
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You look like you've gained some weight, Jilly. Stop adding juice to the vodka, that's empty calories right there.

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