I'm. Awesome. WAIT! Don't go! Hear me out!

I've been given some awards! I know, right? Me? The creator of the ugliest award ever invented? An award so horrifying that the farther out into blogland it goes, the more offended people are when they receive it? Seriously, I saw on somebody's blog somewhere that somebody was actually pissed they got it because the damn thing is so ugly. I don't remember where it was. But, seriously, if you're actually that pissed, why not just ignore it? Isn't that what you do with memes that annoy you? And children? Not that last one? Just me? Okay.

Anyway, speaking of awards and memes, I've been given two this week. TWO.

WAIT! Before you read on, please click on this innocent looking link and then come back. Don't be scared. It will open in a new window so you won't even lose your place. It's okay. I'll wait.

*whistle*

HA HA HA!! SUCKERS!! Okay, anyway, about those awards I've been given.....

AWARD THE FIRST

The Sylish Blogger award, given to me by Laura at Literary Legs. That's kind of funny, actually, somebody calling me "stylish." She must not know me very well. But thanks Laura! Everybody go over there and follow her, she's smart and she reads a lot. I'm not sure why a smart person who reads a lot would want to give ME an award, maybe she was drunk? No, really, she describes her blog as "Literary Legs is a weblog for creative writers and poets. It is a place to engage in discussion, access writing prompts, and discover valuable resources for artistic expression. It is my hope that this blog will provide inspiration to writers of all walks of life." I bet a lot of you would like that, so go check her out!

AWARD THE SECOND

A Bloggy Award, given to me by Bella @ If This is Motherhood. I like how this one is straight and to the point. "A Bloggy Award." No beating around the bush, no messing around with fancy names. It's an award for blogging. A Bloggy Award. Nice. Bella wondered if I would be drunk enough to accept this award from her. I said I was just drunk enough to accept it. Thanks Bella! Bella blogs about her two beautiful and gifted children. My favorite post of hers is called "Dignity be Damned." I won't link to it, though, you're just going to have to go over there and find it for yourself. I love awesomely honest posts that make you cringe just a little bit!

I'm pretty sure these awards come with rules, I'm supposed to list some things about myself and then pass it on. I don't really want to list things about myself, though. Not because I'm against sharing things, but because I can never think of anything (that's actually true) when I'm tasked with such a thing, and now is no different. I can very easily make shit up, but that's not how these awards work.

I will, however, pass them on. I think I'm supposed to pick 10 people for the first one and 3 for the second one. Instead I will pick 3 for each and screw the thing listing. There's a pretty good chance that all of these guys have already been given these awards, but fuck it.... you're getting it again, bitches!

AWARD THE FIRST IS HEREBY PASSED ON TO

Tina at Not Just Another Mother Blogger

RacersMommy at Seven YuckMouths and Autism

Alison at Autism Awakening, Roman's Journey

AWARD THE SECOND IS HEREBY PASSED ON TO

Dawn at This Side of Typical

Jessica at Four Plus an Angel

Cheryl at Little Bit Quirky

YAY!! And now I don't have to think of anything to write about for at least another 24 hours. Enjoy!

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