I'm having a good deal of trouble tracking where this thing is ending up, so if you've been a lucky recipient, please link up with your celebratory post so we can all enjoy the various acceptance speeches and bold-faced lies you've all come up with.
Incidentally, my rule about stalking your asses still applies. I know a few of you who have gotten this and haven't posted about it. You people are on my list. Not the list in this post, though, a different list. A worse list. Much, much worse.