|I would make this my new logo except I stole the troll face from reddit which was originated at 4chan|
You know, that "click on this innocent looking link" thing. It totally worked, though, I went from #8 to #6. I'm probably going to start doing that every once in a while but I figure I'll have to switch things up to keep you surprised. Because, who am I kidding, I am incapable of not obsessing about things. Hubs and I were talking about this the other day and I insisted "I no longer care about my TMB ranking, remember?" and he said "yeah, so, how's that going for you?" Snarky fucker. He's right, though, just because I claim that I will no longer be obsessive doesn't mean it will actually happen.
Last night hubs and I went out to karaoke in the city; a hip new place we'd never been to before! We were, by far, the oldest, fattest people in the place. It did a number on my self esteem and today I'm feeling like a big neurotic mess. A BIG. NEUROTIC. FUCKING. MESS. I only did one song (below; sorry about the ad, I couldn't find a better version) and I think it went pretty well, but still. Ugh. So now I'm craving validation. Anybody feel like feeding my ego? It sure could use it right about now. Even if you don't really like me, maybe just pretend you do. Or even if you actually hate my fucking guts, maybe you could make a point to tell me that you don't. I will accept comments, emails, text messages, Facebook messages, @messages on Twitter, phone calls, faxes, carrier pigeons or anything else you can think of.
EDIT: Check out the troll face Big Daddy made for me! It's so much a more accurate depiction of what I really look (and feel) like. THANKS!