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Thursday, June 30, 2011

Things I Find In My House X

Oh my god, what is that?

Oh my god.

OH MY GOD. WHAT IS THAT? 

OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD.

WHATISTHATWHATISTHATWHATISTHATWHATISTHATWHATISTHATWHATISTHATWHATISTHAT?????????????




UPON

CLOSER

INSPECTION





Okay. That's that fake mustache we got at the bowling alley last week. That is NOT, in fact, a piece of poop.... lying on the floor... in Child 1's room.

Well.

I know what to do with THIS problem.


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I wasn't thinking poo, I was thinking a hairy crawly bug...

But either way, at least it didn't attack you.

Seriously... why are women so freaked out by mustaches? =P

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??? I knew this was a mustache right away! Ya silly.
i thought it was a slug. *shudder*
HAHAHAHA. I thought it was a hairy caterpillar. Hilarious.
i have seen poop recently

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I was more concered that it was a differenet type of hair.
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Wow, you're throwing away a trashy toy that Child 1 received? Really? I can't be that brave with my daughter's things! Yikes!
In the "mustache or poop" debate, you clearly came out the winner. Congratulations.
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That's easier to figure out than the chocolate or poop debate.

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K A B L O O E Y · 717 weeks ago

Hey, come on... the curves are too symmetrical to be poop, unless #1 has an artistically gifted sphincter. But you'd know better than I.
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I knew right away that it was a mustache. But, if it had been lurking on MY floor, I would have envisioned a gigantic, hairy and inexplicably angry bug. So there you go.
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Poop would have been better than insect, roach, etc. IMO http://chosenchaos.blogspot.com/
EW! EW! EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWWWWWWW
Wait, what? You threw away that precious piece of facial hair memorabilia?

That's just sad.
And here I though it was a seahorse. Yeah, I already know I'm effed up.
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I thought it was a nasty bug! LOL
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Sadly, I knew what this was.
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what the. . . you never throw away a fake mustache!

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it's definitely a fake mustache with a shape like sea horse

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