Oh my god.
OH MY GOD. WHAT IS THAT?
OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD.
WHATISTHATWHATISTHATWHATISTHATWHATISTHATWHATISTHATWHATISTHATWHATISTHAT?????????????
UPON
CLOSER
INSPECTION
Okay. That's that fake mustache we got at the bowling alley last week. That is NOT, in fact, a piece of poop.... lying on the floor... in Child 1's room.
Well.
I know what to do with THIS problem.
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