What to Do When You Disagree With a Blog Post
Welcome to the internet!
While you are browsing, you may find personal blog posts that you don't agree with, don't find funny or you otherwise don't understand.
Here is a handy guide on what to do when this happens.
(Our most popular Option! Used by billions of sane, smart people with regular lives!)
Upon encountering a disagreeable post, simply leave and move onto another blog. Just one click and you are taken away!
(Our second most popular Option! Commonly used by lonely people, bored people and sanctimonious assholes.)
Upon encountering a disagreeable post, tell the blog owner that you disagree and proceed to calmly and politely educate them on why you are right and they are wrong. Spend a lot of time doing this. Eventually give up when you realize that no one cares.
(This Option is for discerning individuals who like to stand out! Commonly used by people with rabies.)
Upon encountering a disagreeable post, proceed to personally attack the writer and anyone who agrees with them. Utilize contact methods such as comments, Facebook, Twitter and email simultaneously. Deliver insults with poor grammar. Most importantly, never, ever leave.