I declare today to be: Craptasstic Thursday

(Not to be confused with Commando Mondays, Wordless Wednesdays or I Don't Know Who the Fuck I Am Fridays..)

So, the other day I actually participated in a meme, despite the fact that I don't usually participate in memes, which you will know because I started the post by saying that I don't usually participate in memes and every time I do participate in a meme I always start by saying that I don't usually participate in memes. I received an award and I passed it on to 5 of my bloggy buddies.

Well.... ONE of these smartass buddies of mine decided to get all fucking "original" and shit and she made an award in return... just for me. That particular smartass is Amy, aka LLA_Princess, my twitter buddy and Sister in Shit, who also blogs at Not A Real Princess. She called it The Craptasstic Award and she even made a graphic for it!

I'M A PRETTY, PRETTY PRINCESS.

Which is all well and good, of course. Notice there are 2 S's in Craptasstic? That was by design. CLEVER GIRL.

But THEN she had the nerve to go and say "Challenge accepted, Game On."

Oh. Really?

You want to play, sister? You really want to play?

LET'S FUCKING PLAY.

See, I happen to have a little bit of experience with creating shitty awards that end in "tastic" and making graphics for them. Really ugly graphics. And so, my friend. My co-conspirator. My partner in crime. My, uh.... okay, I'm out. I am sending it back to you, but this time? With kittens.

The ball is in your court now, (not a real) Princess. Let's see what you got.

THE MEMETASTIC AWARD!

Here are the rules:

1. You must proudly display the absolutely disgusting graphic that I have created for these purposes (put it in your post, you don't have to put it in your sidebar, I think that would seriously be asking too much). It's so bad that not only did I use COMIC SANS, but there's even a little fucking jumping, celebrating kitten down there at the bottom. It's horrifying! But its presence in your award celebration is crucial to the memetastic process we're creating here. If you need a higher resolution version... I totally have one!!

2. You must list 5 things about yourself, and 4 of them must be bold-faced lies. Just make some shit up, we'll never know; one of them has to be true, though. Of course, nobody will ever know the difference, so we're just on the honor system here. I trust you. Except for the 4 that you lied about, you lying bastards! But don't go crazy trying to think of stuff, you'll see from my example that we're not really interested in quality here.

3. You must pass this award on to 5 bloggers that you either like or don't like or don't really have much of an opinion about. I don't care who you pick, and nobody needs to know why. I mean, you can give a reason if you want, but I don't really care.

4. If you fail to follow any of the above rules, I will fucking hunt your ass down and harass you incessantly until you either block me on Twitter or ban my IP address from visiting your blog. I don't know if you can actually do that last thing, but I will become so annoying to you that you will actually go out and hire an IT professional to train you on how to ban IP addresses just so that I'll leave you alone. I'm serious. I'm going to do these things.

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