It's a WELL known fact that a positive attitude can change everything; some people even claim that a positive attitude can cure cancer! Now, I'm not saying that's complete horseshit or anything (I said I'm NOT saying that) because who am I to say anything about anything I haven't tried yet? So, today I will be approaching the subject of laundry with THE MOST POSITIVE AND AWESOME ATTITUDE EVER. This will, no doubt, make the experience not only fun and enjoyable for me, but will have such far reaching consequences as to possibly bring about peace on earth and goodwill toward (wo)man.
I think, at this point, a visual might help you. This is the pile of clean laundry that currently needs to be folded:
Now, some of you may be looking at these pictures and thinking "Holy shit, that's a lot of fucking laundry," to which I say to you "TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN, MOFO!" This is NOT an insurmountable pile of underwear and mismatched socks, NO, my friend. This, right here, is a CHALLENGE. A challenge that can only be conquered with an attitude consisting entirely of awesome, which I currently have.
Let's see how it goes.....