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Monday, September 12, 2011

I was driving home the other day....







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I totally feel for you. Some people should just be zombie victims.
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Does your hair poof that much out of your car? And if so, that's awesome.
Also? Most people suck.
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Yes. Yes it does. As far as you know.
i go ballistic when people don't give the thank you wave. i drive a tiny tiny car that people fail to respect. mayhaps cause i live in the great state of texas where anything smaller than a F150 Heavy Duty might be crushed on the way to work by a soccer man in a King Ranch but whatevs.
and the blinker! how do you not hear that clicking?!
and also why haven't i seen a post about the sex ed book for the children?!

p.s. i like the amount of drawings i have seen in the past weeks.
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WEDNESDAY You will see a post about the sex ed book for children!!!!

P.S. Thank you :)
I hate (HATE) it when that happens. I'm probably the most impatient driver ever, so I'm all flailing about trying to get them to move and my kids are all like, "hey MISTER, move it". Okay, not entirely true, one of my twins may have uttered the term "motherfucker." Totally my husband's fault. In our car, if you leave your blinker on for too long, the little panel starts beeping at you with the message "left/right blinker still on." Not that I've ever, um, experienced that or um, anything.
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No, um.... me either... *cough*
Damn...you didn't even have the opportunity to tailgate that jackass due to the traffickiness!
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Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! The road rage!!!!!!!!!!!! Screw them............. if only it was nighttime I would then encourage high-beams!
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I KNOW! Damn sunlight!!!
This is when you start ramming the guy. RAM HIM.
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RAM HIM GOOD
Yay! You did a diagram! And I love how your hair always sticks out of your car. I feel bad about how I hope things like this happen to you just because I'm selfish and like your diagrams. But I really can't help it.
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You selfish bitch! *highfive*
I;'m more impressed with the hair and the consciousness. More posts about you driving.
There are those anti-wavers aren't there? You still rock for letting that car in, but you already knew that, didn't you?
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A cursed dick face magnet?? TELL US MORE.
I hate traffic. And people.
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Did you at least have fun playing with the beach ball?

hehe
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Quiet, you!
I haaaate that!! Ive just taken lately to being a complete biatch and ignoring everyone on the road because of the exact same thing happening to me like a bajillion times.
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As soon as teleporting is perfected (that movie The Fly gives me pause), I'm fucking in. And out of my car.
Picasso better watch his shit because your art is poetry in domestic motion! I laughed, I cried, I called my mom and tol dher I loved her. You. Are. Amazing.

Margaret (@goodbadfamily)
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ARGGHHH! I've got road rage just thinking about it! Every day I have to talk myself out of writing a post about other people's inconsiderate driving habits.
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OMG you are the best I swear I hate when people do no wave after your were nice enough to have them fuck** cut it bitchess
It pisses me off when i don't get a thank you wave. I always give a thank you wave UNLESS. . .

If the douche makes it clear that he's giving me the spot despite not WANTING to give the spot. . . ie, i have to insinuate myself into the traffic and he (i say he because most men are assholes) pulls right up to me and tries to squeeze me out, doesn't make eye contact and pretends he doesn't notice he's a fraction of a millimeter from my bumper despite the fact that it's my "turn" to merge?? Yeah, no wave. Because eventually, he will back off, and it's not cause he's a super citizen. I still feel guilty not giving the wave, because I AM a super citizen.

I'm going to stop commenting you today when my p value grows to 30. Except to reply to your replies, assuming there are any. This may cause you relief, please let me know if that's the case. I like comments, but at some point you may be thinking. . . "okay, look, i have some drawings to make for my next blog, and this commenting thing is starting to be more of a pain in the ass than an entertainment" in which case, just let me know. I don't HAVE to comment everything.
The thank you wave is the most important driver sentiment ever. We need to start a revolution to bring it back. These fuckers are out of control.

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