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Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Wordless Wednesday, but with some words




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That's when you hope one of the kids runs him over with their scooter.
2 replies · active 705 weeks ago
I like the way you think!
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Goddammit that's awesome
I'm hoping those blue lines are showing how fast your boys are going and not how much they smell.

Hehe!
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1 reply · active 705 weeks ago
Is this what happens when kids get scooters? You have to run with them? Shit.
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RIGHT??????
MUCH better to have kids who refuse to peddle their bikes. They don't go very far, therefore neither do I! :)
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I don't chase my kids when they're on their scooters or bikes. Wait. Is that wrong?
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3 replies · active 705 weeks ago
If it's wrong, then my setting up a lawn chair mid driveway with a drink in the shade while my boys ride back and forth is totally wrong.
Oh yes, very wrong.
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I am SO doing that this weekend
Wait you have to wear helmets for scooters too??? Shit.
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Captain Obvious needs a kick to the groin for not helping to slow them down a fraction!
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That sun is terrifying.
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I am peeing in my pants laughing. This? Is my life. And nobody ever helps! They just stand around making stupid ass comments.
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OMG
"You've got your hands full" is the WORST!
What they really mean is: "Shit, I am so fucking glad I am not you right now."
1 reply · active 705 weeks ago
First of all, those words don't really count because they're IN the picture, so you totally didn't break the rules. ;)

Second of all, I think you need to get a treadmill and convince your boys it's a game or something. Or is small children on a treadmill not allowed? Maybe just buy yourself a segway?
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This man is the embodiment of the word 'asshat.' It's kinda my new favorite word.
Your legs in this picture look very graceful. Like a ballerina. The sun frightens me.
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1 reply · active 705 weeks ago
I'm a motherfucking BALLERINA, bitches!
I love it when strangers talk to me.

"Smile, it can't be that bad"

"Who's walking who?" (when out with the Doberman)

Seriously? Don't talk to strangers. They might have knives.
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hahaha...some woman said that to me at target today - as i was holding the door open FOR HER while holding an infant and 5 shopping bags...yes lady, my hands are full...now MOVE YOUR ASS and get it through the friggin door!!

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There's also one of those random dudes... Um, get a scooter for yourself and have the boys tow you behind them! And always carry a little battery powered fan. :)
I hate when people say that.

Also? You and my mother have the same birthday. And my friend Betty too.

Happy Birthday. And? I suck at math so have no clue how old you are.
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Happy Birthday! :-) See, we can still wish you a happy birthday, just a day early!
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Been there. Took out the asshat's knee caps.
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I hate assholes like that...I vow my children to somehow accidentally hurt them.
At first I was excited that my p value changed colors. My "reputation" is obviously falling in line with what I expect of myself. But then I was like. . . my p is yellow?? Really? That's the fuckin' prize? yellow p?? TOO OBVIOUS ID!!!
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