Yeah. Good Times.: The ugly truth about parenting that nobody wants you to know

Friday, September 30, 2011

The ugly truth about parenting that nobody wants you to know

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annanonamus 19p · 704 weeks ago

Rock On. My aspie once told me something along the lines of, "I poop butterflies." Randomly.
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jillsmo 103p · 704 weeks ago

Do you know for sure that's not true?

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@jumpinjemima · 704 weeks ago

That's actually lovely. My aspie told me his butt puked. When I got into the bathroom, I agreed.
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annanonamus 19p · 703 weeks ago

OMG...

Jill- no, not for sure. I don't get close enough to check. EEEEYUCK.
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justjenannhall 53p · 704 weeks ago

Uh, the ugly TRUTH? If this is true, I demand a refund!
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jillsmo 103p · 704 weeks ago

The world must know

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Brandon · 704 weeks ago

What they don't tell you is unicorns cause insomnia, and slowly drive you insane.

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Manda · 704 weeks ago

And rainbow colored poop. On the ceiling...in your hair.. on your face...
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@AZHarveys · 704 weeks ago

Damn you. Now everyone will want to join the club!

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Maybe it's just me · 704 weeks ago

Don't forget about all of the gold and riches at the ends of those rainbows that we get too!
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Paul Jones · 704 weeks ago

Rainbow farting unicorns. Mess all over the place. Plus they spit Legos so I can step on them.
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Jonathan · 704 weeks ago

Well maybe. But they didnt tell you about the boogers.

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Sharon · 704 weeks ago

What? It fucks so much with your head it's like being on acid? :D
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jillsmo 103p · 704 weeks ago

RIGHT?????????

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Jennie B · 704 weeks ago

You got unicorns? Because I got bunnies, and they'e starting to take over the place.
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jillsmo 103p · 704 weeks ago

OMG watch your step!!!

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Amanda · 704 weeks ago

You forgot that the unicorns shit glitter too. It makes such a mess when it hits the fan.
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jillsmo 103p · 704 weeks ago

Dammit, I DID forget! :(

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Stacey · 704 weeks ago

Whoa, that sounds awesome! I'm going to make a kid right now!
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jillsmo 103p · 704 weeks ago

HA HA HA HA!!! SUCKER!!!!

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erinclot 73p · 704 weeks ago

I should really pass this on to the Mom blogger who was all "woe is me parenting sucks more than I thought". She's obviously doing it wrong.
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jillsmo 103p · 704 weeks ago

Obviously

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Margaret · 704 weeks ago

I traded in my unicorn for a fairy. The unicorn was getting glitter all over the house and the baby was putting it in his mouth. Besides, the fairy has a wand and helps get shit done around here.

Margaret (@goodbadfamily)
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