Yeah. Good Times.: How to suck at blogging: LIKE A BOSS.

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Monday, January 16, 2012

How to suck at blogging: LIKE A BOSS.

Here's a pro blogging tip I just learned and/or made up. When you have absolutely nothing to write about, but still would like to post something, follow these simple steps:

1. Take a picture of something adorable that one of your children produced with their own hands

2. Add some music

3. ?????

4. Profit!!

Disclaimer: Joke not even original

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Dana K · 688 weeks ago

I think you just earned your own "phoning it in" award. ;-)
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jillsmo 103p · 688 weeks ago

That's actually what this post was originally called, but I decided I needed to use the word "suck" somehow

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Sarah · 688 weeks ago

Thank you! I wanted to post today, have nothing in mind, and now know how I can phone it in!
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blogginglily 73p · 688 weeks ago

nice handwriting!
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jillsmo 103p · 688 weeks ago

Thank you, but I actually just typed it

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Lizbeth · 688 weeks ago

Haha....I love the disclaimer.
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nuttydingo 56p · 688 weeks ago

I like his world.

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lostinidaho 38p · 688 weeks ago

...and yet, it works...

Either that or my meds are starting to kick in...

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Lady Estrogen · 688 weeks ago

You've got meds that you have been holding out on me?
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Mayor Gia · 688 weeks ago

Hahahhaah good idea. DAMNIT sometimes kids come in handy.
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leeanna · 688 weeks ago

That works for me every time. I have just tagged you darlin. Go to my blog http://canwehaveanewwitchoursmelted.blogspot.com/ --------->
And you too can have something new and exciting to put on your blog in two days or less. Yeppers! Also it's free. ahahahhaa. Just go, read, copy, and have loads of fun with it dear. Ta ... kiss, kiss...
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thissideoftypical 57p · 688 weeks ago

you forgot answering a meme! my preferred method of phonin it in. ;)

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jillsmo 103p · 688 weeks ago

too much effort

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themomalog 14p · 688 weeks ago

Loved this!!! Loved it!

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Becky · 688 weeks ago

Love the underpants gnome reference. :) Love that after 10 or so comments, I'm the only one who caught it. Also love the disclaimer at the end about the joke not being original. :) Score.
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jillsmo 103p · 688 weeks ago

and at the end of the day you're apparently still the only one who caught it!

*highfive*

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Patty · 688 weeks ago

I agree with Dana. This is funny, though!

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Claire · 688 weeks ago

Love it! I'm going to try it myself once I learn how to post pics and music, lol. Keep 'em coming.
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LLA_Princess 66p · 688 weeks ago

STOP GIVING AWAY MY SECRETS lol
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jillsmo 103p · 688 weeks ago

Your secrets are my secrets, sister

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Alexandra Tsaritsa · 688 weeks ago

You can't go wrong with Stevie!
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LLA_Princess 66p · 688 weeks ago

STOP GIVING AWAY MY SECRETS lol
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Suniverse · 688 weeks ago

My kid is 15 and while I think she's adorable, she would be mortified to be on my blog. Or near me.

[That is actually untrue. She is surprisingly happy to hang around us still. Unless the husband and I start singing Tracy Jordan's opus, "Baby Girl, you're the product of doing it." Which for some reasons gives her the creeps. And I just found tomorrow's blog post. Thanks, Jillsmo!]

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@therobotmommy · 688 weeks ago

You sneaky lady and your trickery. Tsk! Tsk!
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Carrie · 688 weeks ago

I felt I read this post like a boss, so it works for me.
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Shalini · 688 weeks ago

Ah, is that how it's done?
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@PoopingRedGuy · 688 weeks ago

Hell, I don't even do that much lately...

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OKinUK · 688 weeks ago

#1 interchangeable with the following:
- calligraphied quote by persons famous, wherein the blogger bleeds sobbingly about how this means something.
- Crafty McCrafterson's latest pic showing latest attempt to make a yarn wreath.
-Prolific apology for not writing a post yesterday.

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andrea · 688 weeks ago

FANTASTIC!!
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thesmos 26p · 688 weeks ago

This is your best and funniest post ever. Beep beep beep.

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Handflapper · 688 weeks ago

Well, he DOES have nice handwriting. . . So, there's that.
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Sarcasm Goddess · 688 weeks ago

Is there a hidden "pooooooop" in the reflection? It is blowing my mind.

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Mrs. One Day · 688 weeks ago

I don't have kids! Oh no! Wait...I do have some drawings my nieces and nephews did. Bingo!
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