Yeah. Good Times.: Text conversations with the Hubs

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Monday, January 9, 2012

Text conversations with the Hubs

Yesterday I went to Trader Joe's while Hubs stayed in bed with the boys. I went for a bunch of stuff but my most important mission was to get strawberries for a very cranky Child 2. Here is the text conversation we had while I was there:

Me: There are no strawberries

Hubs: I have relayed the bad news.

Hubs: Child 2 says you have to go somewhere that has strawberries.

Me: Oh does he?

Hubs: Yes he does, although he didn't say it so much as whine it.

Me: Ask him what his second choice is.

Hubs: 2nd choice is strawberries. Also his 3rd choice is strawberries.

Me: I'm getting grapes.

Hubs: He whined "OK" on the grapes.

Me: I think I'll blog this conversation.

Hubs: Cranky boy will suffer the wrath of Daddy.

Me: Oh, I'm definitely going to blog about this.

Me: Okay, I'm done, do you need anything else?

Hubs: A beej?

Me: I'll ask.

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lancecake 59p · 689 weeks ago

You're a liar and a thief. This is a text conversation between my wife and I. Every other day.

hilarious

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Sarah · 689 weeks ago

Agreed. At least twice a week we have this conversation in my household.
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Kelly Hafer · 689 weeks ago

AHAHAHA! BTW: do they sell beejs at Trader Joes? Or Albertson's? Because I would totally stock up on those mothers for The Hubs. Lemme know! ;)
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blogginglily 73p · 689 weeks ago

I have strawberries if you want to borrow some, but we're out of beej's too.
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Claire · 689 weeks ago

Hee hee hee hee hee.....
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thissideoftypical 57p · 689 weeks ago

I think they stock the beejs over by the wine.

And poor lil child 2--i feel his strawberry pain. When i made jam this season, i didn't make enough strawberry--which turns out is my favorite. Apple butter--of which i have PLENTY just isn't as sexy...
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AutismWonderland · 689 weeks ago

Gotta love the kid that knows exactly what he wants!
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Lizbeth · 689 weeks ago

So I'm curious, did you eventually cave and get strawberries?
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jillsmo 103p · 689 weeks ago

No, I brought home grapes and he was FINE WITH THAT

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Lizbeth · 689 weeks ago

I'm jealous. Totally jealous.
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andrea · 689 weeks ago

Yes, and did you get some chocolate to dip those strawberries in? Damn, and I just got back from the grocery store! I just opened a delightful bag of Trader Joe's lentil chips...must savor as the nearest TJ's is four hours away!!!!!
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jillsmo 103p · 689 weeks ago

Next time you're there? Chocolate covered potato chips.

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aka_vinobaby 63p · 689 weeks ago

This is why I refuse to sign up for texting on my phone. My sanity already hangs by a thread.
And BTW--come to Florida. We have tons o strawberries.
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jillsmo 103p · 689 weeks ago

Are they year round there? They're just not in season here, but come April and May... YUMMERS

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Carrie · 689 weeks ago

I just hate it when you get the beej's and the cashier points them out and talks about how much HE loves beej, and I made a good choice. Calm down, dude, we all know your just praising it because corporate told you to.
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jillsmo 103p · 689 weeks ago

I read your comment out loud to the hubs and we both had a mighty laugh

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Mayor Gia · 689 weeks ago

Hahhaha, a great convo. Poor strawberryless child. The trauma!
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Gini · 689 weeks ago

Don't you know that you never, ever ask them if they need anything else?

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Shalini · 689 weeks ago

What's... a beej?
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Cactusinyrpants 59p · 689 weeks ago

I didn't know my wife read this blog.

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bklynxtine 47p · 689 weeks ago

Oh my god you guys were MADE for each other. He's like the male version of you, right?
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jillsmo 103p · 689 weeks ago

Pretty much, yeah. Except I have better hair.

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Gina · 689 weeks ago

yeah...what is a beej because my mind is going somewhere where it probably should not go.
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jillsmo 103p · 689 weeks ago

Nope, your mind is going exactly where it's supposed to

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Rards · 689 weeks ago

You should be all trixxy and use your labelmaker to put a "strawberries" tag on the grapes.

And if that doesn't work, break the labelmaker as a useless piece of crap, sue the manufacturer, and settle out of court for a lifetime supply of strawberries.(and maybe a roll of duct tape, to piece the labelmaker back together again, so your kids can properly continue labeling blankets and dinosaurs as such)

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wantapeanutblog 70p · 689 weeks ago

BJs at TJs!
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MCA · 689 weeks ago

1. You are missed on the Island.

2. This conversation just cries out to be recreated by that site that does the text-to-speech, with little accompanying cartoons, in this robotic voice... and if I could recall the site I would do just that.

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XLMIC · 689 weeks ago

Clearly, I don't know what I am looking for at TJ's. When my husband finds out ...
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veryverybusymom 26p · 689 weeks ago

Are you sure hubs wasn't already drinking a beej when he texted you to get more?
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asideofrice 30p · 689 weeks ago

Your grocery list is way sexier than ours. My husband is completely beej-lous.

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Ally · 689 weeks ago

I can never get my husband to go to TJ's with me. If he new he might be able to get a beej... :)

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jillsmo 103p · 689 weeks ago

I just said "HA HA" out loud. True story.

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