Hahahaaha that comic is awesomely true. I came out of target with sock monkey slippers the other day. Did I go there looking for sock monkey slippers? Of course not. Behold the power. My recent post I Made a Store! Grand Opening!
The eye of target seems to be more intimidating than the eye of sauron....
I'm glad there's only one in town, and it's a pain to get to. Otherwise, I'd be skimming the dollar section for cute valentine's day kitsch right now...
I am certain that the color red has something to do with the general notion that everything is a deal at target and should be purchased immediately...yes, it will fit perfectly,look perfect in the family room ,taste delicious, be the perfect gift...etc. My recent post Say what?
Here in Ontario, we only have Walmart for now. I know that Target is coming this yer and should give Walmart a run for the money. I wonder if I could hypnotise my son? My recent post HANDWRITING WITH ASPERGERS
I may have broken the All Time Target Spend Record yesterday: $648. No, that is no typo. Fucking six hundred forty-eight dollars. On what, you ask, scandalized? Well, a new bedspread for my non-existant guests, new sheets for same dumbass purpose, a steam mop, new bedding for AJ's bed (the futon in the playroom since Ted broke his "real" bed in a fit of rage), and oh! Some strawberries and (unbeknown to me at the time) really fucking bruised apples.
I get pissed off the second I see Target. It's exactly like this:
Me: "Fuck you Target, I see you there, trying to make me buy shit I don't need, that I'll look at later & wonder what I was thinking!"
Husband: "Hey, let's go to Target & get an Icee!"
Me: "GOD DAMMIT."
Shopping for us rural hillbillies is an event still. Our Target is an hour away, you almost can't NOT go in, because hell, you've driven an hour. Then the eye gets you.
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I'm glad there's only one in town, and it's a pain to get to. Otherwise, I'd be skimming the dollar section for cute valentine's day kitsch right now...
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Me: "Fuck you Target, I see you there, trying to make me buy shit I don't need, that I'll look at later & wonder what I was thinking!"
Husband: "Hey, let's go to Target & get an Icee!"
Me: "GOD DAMMIT."
Shopping for us rural hillbillies is an event still. Our Target is an hour away, you almost can't NOT go in, because hell, you've driven an hour. Then the eye gets you.
And my husband really likes Icees.
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