Anyway, here's the deal: You leave a comment and tell me that you want this book. Then I will somehow randomly pick one person to be a winner. Said winner will give me their address, which I will send to Jeni's publisher who will send out the actual book. Good? Good. In exchange for this service I have received one copy of her Flames book and two copies of her Karl Rove book. I'm not sure if I'm supposed to mention that or not, since I've never done this before, but I thought it was important in the interest of transparency. And snark. Since I have two copies of the Karl Rove book, let me know if you're interested in that one and I might just send it to you.... if you're extra nice to me..... YOU know what I mean.....
So, is this how real giveaways are supposed to work? I feel like I should have installed something. I hope I haven't failed Mommy Blogging 101...... Actually, whatever. Maybe I DID fail Mommy Blogging 101, what do you think about THAT, huh? Oh, sorry... This post isn't supposed to be about me... OH MY GOD DO YOU WANT THE FUCKING BOOK OR NOT??????????
Please note: I've never actually done a giveaway for a book that I wasn't in and I won't be making it a habit, so if you want to send me an email right now asking me to review something, or for a "sponsored placement," or some such shit, the answer is no. I'm not here to whore for a brand or a website that I don't read, but I am more than willing to whore for my bloggy sister friends. So.... if I know you? Feel free to email me! And I don't even need to know you that well, really. But if you're just some random chick looking to ply your wares on my blog? Please go away. And I mean that in the nicest way. As far as you know.
EDIT: I forgot to make promises on Jeni's behalf, which I totally intended to do, so if you leave your twitter handle or your facebook page, Jeni will TOTALLY follow and/or "like" you. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
blogginglily 73p · 685 weeks ago
Also, I want that book. Send it to me or else.
No. . . i don't know "or else what"
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coryelljc 6p · 685 weeks ago
And good for you for whoring yourself out for your friends! ;) There's no one better to whore yourself out for!
Mental note: Cozy up to Jill before my book comes out so that she will be willing to give one away! Oh wait...I don't have a book coming out or any plans to ever write a book....Nevermind!
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(Especially if there are more pics of him on the shitter, in lewd and promiscuous poses and come hither look in his eye - just for me.)
Aaaannd...now I must go vomit becuase I TOTALLY made myself gag writing this.
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Oh, and @Ida_Homie. You won't regret it...
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I mostly talk nonsense on my twitter feed, but if Jeni wants to follow, I would love it. As long as she knows I'm now going to follow her. :-D @KellieLC
@Jeni_Decker · 685 weeks ago
Thankx! Enjoying reading these responses. Jill's got a fun bag o nuts over here, it looks like ;)
kittyhotpants · 685 weeks ago
(although, in all fairness, blogginglily's comment was the best. but you don't strike me as someone who pays attention to all that "fairness" hogwash.)
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Yvonne9903 72p · 685 weeks ago
*Ahem*
Why, yes Jillsmo, I would be delighted to receive a copy of this fabulous sounding tome. Does it come with a month's supply of Xanax, perchance?
p.s. - Do I get extra points for using the word "tome"? And how about putting me on your blogroll? Because I'm insecure and that's the only thing that makes me feel accepted and loved. That and the xanax, of course.
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Guess I know what I'll be doing for the next 45 minutes. (Everyone, Jill's now got payback coming her way. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but sometime soon and when she least expects it. I'll happily entertain DM's from you guys about what we can do to teach her a lesson!) ;)
porchopolis 26p · 685 weeks ago
I do book reviews and giveaways on my blog. You can check out my following and stats on my site. Twitter and FB links are there as well. But I would at least need a review copy or an e-book copy in order to write a review. Feel free to contact me if you are interested.
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PS - have already pimped out on twitter so that's an extra entry, right - do I really have to do an extra comment for that?
TWO - TWO ENTRIES HERE!! HELLO!!!
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