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Thursday, March 1, 2012

More about circles, but this time they're *supposed* to be funny

If you've been reading for a while, you may remember that a year or so ago I was quite, um... invested, shall we say, in my ranking on Top Mommy Blogs. Yeah, I wrote about it ... a few times.

See, I can be kind of, oh, I don't know, what's the word? Obsessive? Okay, I'll use that word, I guess: I can be kind of obsessive about things sometimes.

I know, right?? Can you even believe that?? I mean... ME?? Obsessive??? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!






*awkward silence*






Sooooooo, anyway..... I drove you guys nuts for a few months, begging for your clicks and chastising you for not clicking, and in general kind of being a nutty bitch about the whole thing. Eventually I forced myself to give up because I was starting to drive even myself crazy with the whole thing. This was very freeing, because the thing is, I really don't like doing shit like that. I'm uncomfortable "promoting" myself. I feel like a whore; and not the good kind of whore, either.  I have no problem helping you guys whore yourselves for things; in fact I support that 100% ! I just don't like doing it for myself. It feels weird and wrong and weird. And wrong. This is why I'll never write a book. Or run for office. (Actually, the real reason I'll never run for office is that there are wayyy too many skeletons that would come jumping out, screaming their bony asses off if I were ever under a spotlight, and I don't think anybody really needs to know about those).

So, here's the thing. I've been nominated again as one of the Top 25 Funny Moms on Circle of Moms, and, well... I think that's cool, for a few reasons. One of them is that I didn't nominate myself (seriously); somebody else nominated me, and I don't know who it was. In fact, I was also nominated last year, and I ended up actually being one of the Top 25 Funny Moms, and I still don't exactly know how that happened.

Anyway, I think this is cool, and I'm quite flattered by the whole thing (even if I think Amber should beat me because she's just funnier than I am, in my opinion), which is why I'm mentioning it here in this post. I would like to say thank you to whomever it was that nominated me for this, and I while I don't want to become obsessive about the whole thing (like last time) I also don't want to completely ignore it, because that would be ungracious and ungrateful and snobby and awkward.

SO. I am putting the linky/graphic thingy in my sidebar over there <--------------- (the one at the TOP, not to be confused with the one down further in the sidebar, which is my bragging trophy from last year) and I will not mention it again. I promise! No begging, no mentioning of what my ranking happens to be at any particular point in time, no NOTHING!

MOTHERFUCKING PINKY SWEARS.



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Done and dusted.
I like obsessive. Especially when it's someone other than myself.
Yay!
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Voted!

um. . . for you. . . if that wasn't apparent.
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You're hilarious, and you deserve to win this. I'm voting right now. Good luck, and I will keep at it until this thing is over.....

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I voted for you. You're one of my favorite funny ladies on the Twitter.
I think you're quite funny and I enjoy reading your posts. So I'll do my best to vote for you every day. I don't know who Amber is, but she can't be as funny as you. Good luck anyway.
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i voted!! i got your back, yo! lol
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I'm voting! Congratulations!
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Congrats, that's awesome!

(how's your snark coming along?)
1 reply · active 682 weeks ago
I don't want to talk about it... :(
I'm pretty sure there is a dire and pressing need to get your whore skeletons out in the open.
1 reply · active 682 weeks ago
I've known you for more than 10 years now, rards; I'm pretty sure you know all about them all, anyway.

SHHHHHHHH
I just LOVE reading your stuff! You got my vote, funny mama!
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Done and done!! (And I would never run for office for the exact. same. reasons! **fist bumps**) quick question, is this an every day thing, or can you only vote once?
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1 reply · active 682 weeks ago
An every day thing!
Congrats to your nomination, I'Ve just voted for you!
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Done, and I will certainly vote again each day to come...if you tell me what the good whore are!
How cool that someone nominated you! I always have to nominate myself for stuff :) I did that horrid pestering/whoring thing last year too...but unlike you, I will probably do it again...the whoring/badgering thing...in a different category. But I will vote for you as often as I remember and/or am reminded!
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Totally voting. I like how honestly you speak. It makes you easier to relate to. Plus, I'm totally blunt and sarcastic, so I appreciate when others are the same way.
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I voted for you! Twice. And that was even before I saw this post. I should get a sticker or something.
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1 reply · active 682 weeks ago
Okay, you design it and I'll get them printed.....
Congrats on the win!
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how can i NOT vote for the most hilarious blogger in the world?!?!
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Just catching up on blogs (thanks Prednisone, you sleep-stealing WHORE) and I totally voted for you! xox

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