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Wednesday, July 21, 2010

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHILD 2

My baby is five today. Sob. I would post a picture for you all to enjoy his beautiful-ness but I don't want pictures of my kids out there for any pedophile or priest to look at, so you're just going to have to hope that you're my Facebook friend, and if you're reading this, you're my Facebook friend! Check back over there later for pics.

So, last night I'm quizzing the boy, even though he doesn't have autism and doesn't need any quizzing, I still do it out of habit. It can't hurt him, right?


Me: And HOW old are you going to be tomorrow?

Child 2: FIVE! And, Mama, do you know what 5 plus 5 is?

Me: What?

Child 2: It's TEN! And do you know what 10 plus 5 is?

Me now feeling like an idiot for having quizzed him on his age: What?

Child 2: 15


Okay, I guess he's ready for Kindergarten (which starts in 41 days, by the way. We counted)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MONKEY MAN!!!



2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Happy Fifth Birthday Ben -- with love from Uncle Art and Aunt Jane

Kimberly said...

Happy Birthday, child 2! I've never met you (or your mom, for that matter), but I'm sure you rock HARD!

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