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Monday, July 26, 2010

An open letter to spammers

Dear spammers:

Yes. Sometimes I DO wish I had a thicker, longer Pen1s, and I can't tell you how much I appreciate you sending me information on how to make that happen. Sadly, however, all of the pills in world will not help me with this problem and I think I must accept the fact that I will spend my remaining days wanting a thicker, longer Pen1s but simply lacking the proper equipment. Please continue, however, to keep me informed on the advancing medicine that helps to make Pen1ses thicker and longer and I will look forward to your daily updates, as always.

Very truly yours,