For some reason Child 1 is currently running around the house growling in his best monster growl "I'm the Leave Me Alone Monster! GRRR!" Okay, I'm cool with that, as long as the Monster knows it's time for bed in 9 minutes. Here's the cute part, though:
"Mama! The Leave Me Alone Monster will now go pee! GRRRR!"
Now he's insisting everybody say everything in Growly Monster Voice. My throat is starting to hurt.