Last night we got all bundled up because, as I've previously stated, it's July and this is the Bay Area and we were going outside. Child 1 was put in a turtleneck because it's warm and we wanted him to look like a pretentious Ivy League student (WIN!). He's too awesome for that, though. Observe....
Hubs: Child 1, you're wearing a turtleneck!
Child 1: Does this mean I'm a turtle?