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Thursday, February 10, 2011

Berkeley Urban Blight

I read this article today on a local website that I like to visit: City says it is addressing Telegraph Avenue rat problem. The article discusses the issue of a rat infestation in a vacant lot in the middle of downtown. It says: "the vacant lot ... was infested with rodents, drawn there at least in part by people leaving food out for them" and was accompanied by this picture:


And then in the tag at the bottom of the article, the subject matter is labeled "Berkeley Urban blight."

According to Wikipedia, Urban blight, or urban decay, is "the process whereby a previously functioning city, or part of a city, falls into disrepair and decrepitude. It may feature deindustrialization, depopulation or changing population, economic restructuring, abandoned buildings, high local unemployment, fragmented families, political disenfranchisement, crime, and a desolate, inhospitable city landscape."

Yeah, I'm sorry online magazine, but there may be a rodent infestation on a vacant lot in the middle of downtown, but it's not urban blight. It's a bunch of fucking hippies thinking that all animals are sacred and should be respected as our equals, sharing the planet with us. (Kumbaya, my lord.... Kumbaya.....) Kind of like my neighbors who ask you to feed their raccoons for them while they're out of town and are subsequently surprised when the fucking things keep breaking in through the cat door, this problem has been intentionally created by irresponsible human beings. Urban blight happens because of a variety of socioeconomic factors, none of which include "flaky, rat feeding hippie."



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Have I told you lately that I love you? If not~ I do!!!!!! "Urban blight happens because of a variety of socioeconomic factors, none of which include "flaky, rat feeding hippie."

YOU ROCK.
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1 reply · active 737 weeks ago
Oh, hush!

*beams*
That picture is going to give me nightmares!
Do all the rats in LA wear sunglasses and drive little tiny sports cars?
In rural New England, we have the equivalent of the hippies who feed the rats. Here, we have the silly humans who leave out donuts in their backyards so that they can see the bears up close and personal. I'm not kidding. It's like they think they're living in a f***ing theme park. One guy in my area even invited a baby bear into his house and ended up snuggling up in bed with it. Can you say flippin' nuts?

Of course, the worst part is that the bears lose their fear of people, wander down neighborhood streets, and end up getting shot. I don't mind someone laying down poison for rats, but I really do mind beautiful wild animals getting shot because human beings invited them out of the woods and into a town full of people.
1 reply · active 737 weeks ago
Your people are almost as crazy as our people!

And you don't have to censor yourself here, Rachel :)
Yeah, we have had neighbors like that: one in Monterey kept feeding the fucking things popcorn. Then the racoons would get into all our trash. We had to use tie downs and cinderblocks because the racoon bastards are smarter than us. Also, there were coyotes in our neighborhood, so the idea of leaving ANY food out for ANY reason always seemed to dumb to me. Unless they WANTED the coyote to take their children away. Wait. Now that i think about it, that may have been their plan all along!
1 reply · active 737 weeks ago
Wait. Can coyotes do that??? Hmmmm
My definition of Urban Blight? Lynn moves in next door.
3 replies · active 737 weeks ago
Oh, yeah, that would totally ruin the neighborhood
You know who likes to eat rotting hippie leftovers out of vacant lots? Big Daddy.
I suppose here in LA the story would be a section of downtown that DIDN'T have rats. MAybe it's why food trucks have become so popular here--you can just keep moving the restaurant and fooling the rats!

Its an issue here in our neighborhood too--mostly because of all the brush. and idiots. I don't have any cats, but i don't scare off the ones that come around.
When we were hippies, living in Vermont. We poisoned the fuck out of the rats in the barn.

POISON.

Bad hippies. BAD!!!!

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