Out of the mouths of babes 23

Today is a compilation of the things I've been jotting down for the past few days; all spoken by Child 2:

"Martin Luther King teached about love and all that stuff. I love you, Mama. I just said that to your butt."

(watching a commercial) "Let's go to Applebee's and see that guy work! Because he's really fat so that means he's a really good cook."

"Hey, Mama! When I pee on this tree it looks like really dark cinnamon. Come see!"

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